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Title: Indiana Jones vs. Severus Snape
Team Name: In your mansions, eating your deaths. Death Eater.
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge(s): Movie quote
Characters: Severus, Hermione
Author's Notes: I love Indy.
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Indiana Jones vs. Severus Snape :: Movie Quote
“I hate snakes.”
“He hates snakes? Why are we watching this?”
“Because. It’s Harrison Ford,” she said with a duh-tone. “He’s sexy.”
Severus raised an eyebrow. “How can you hate snakes and still be sexy?”
“He’s Harrison Ford. He can do whatever he wants.”
He rolled his eyes. “They might as well call the movie, Indiana Jones: Snake Hater.”
“But Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Last Ark does not only sound better, but it is also more fitting.”
“I can’t believe I’m watching this.”
Hermione grinned. “And there are two more after this. Temple of Doom and The Last Crusade.”
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I thought of this a few days ago and wrote something longer but then saw the perfect opportunity in the movie quote challenge! Like it? Hate it? Share your thoughts.
Team Name: In your mansions, eating your deaths. Death Eater.
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge(s): Movie quote
Characters: Severus, Hermione
Author's Notes: I love Indy.
X-posted.
Indiana Jones vs. Severus Snape :: Movie Quote
“I hate snakes.”
“He hates snakes? Why are we watching this?”
“Because. It’s Harrison Ford,” she said with a duh-tone. “He’s sexy.”
Severus raised an eyebrow. “How can you hate snakes and still be sexy?”
“He’s Harrison Ford. He can do whatever he wants.”
He rolled his eyes. “They might as well call the movie, Indiana Jones: Snake Hater.”
“But Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Last Ark does not only sound better, but it is also more fitting.”
“I can’t believe I’m watching this.”
Hermione grinned. “And there are two more after this. Temple of Doom and The Last Crusade.”
***
I thought of this a few days ago and wrote something longer but then saw the perfect opportunity in the movie quote challenge! Like it? Hate it? Share your thoughts.