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Title: The Mummy Cat
Team Name: Death Eaterz frum da hoodz.
Word Count: 100 x 4
Rating: PG
Challenge(s): Crookshanks, Caught, Married to Another, Expecting
Characters: Severus, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Crookshanks
Author's Notes: Seperate drabbles posted together.
X-posted.
The Mummy Cat :: Crookshanks
“What the bleeding hell is that?” Severus pointed at the ball of fur, wrapped in…toilet paper?
Hermione lifted Crookshanks. “He’s dressed as a mummy. For Halloween.”
“Are you psychotic? The poor thing will suffocate!”
“No he won’t. And if he does, it’s his own fault he’s so fat.”
“You’re the one who feeds him!”
“And the one who cleans his litter box,” she said. “So if you want to do either of those things, you’re welcome to choose what he wears. Until then, I do.”
Ding-dong! “Trick-or-treaters!”
“Trick-or-treat!”
“Harry! Ginny!”
“Hermione, I love Crooks’ costume!” the two remarked.
Severus groaned.
Sorry :: Caught!
“I hate this stupid game,” he muttered.
“It’s fun! Lighten up, will you?” Hermione patted his arm. “Jeez, you’d think I was using Chinese Water Torture on you.” She considered for a moment and then continued. “I wonder if there’s Polish Water Torture…or Jamacain…”
Severus turned over another card. One. It meant he could release one of the markers.
Hermione turned over her card. It was a Sorry card.
“Caught again!” Severus groaned.
“Sorry,” she said with an ironic grin as she replaced his green piece with her red one.
“What a dumb name for a game. You’re not sorry!”
All My General Hospitals :: Married to Another
“Why do you watch this damned show?”
“It’s entertaining.”
“It doesn’t make any sense! Who cares about the love lives of snobby rich people they’ve never even met? You can’t tell the difference between the men, all of whom have spiky hair. The women are all blond. Jim is dating Kelly, Kelly likes Karl…”
“Actually, Jim is dating Felicity who’s married to Liam. Kelly and Karl hate each other, Mario wants to murder Karl because of an old rivalry. Kelly thinks Jim hates her because she heard from Jeremy who heard from his cousin’s fiance’s brother…”
Soap operas were confusing.
The Deathly Carrot :: Expecting
“…so what I’m…trying to say,” he said, breathing deeply, “is that I wish for you to be my wife.”
“What?” Hermione almost choked on the baby carrot.
“Er…” He felt her response was rather inappropriate and was embarrassed for her.
“No, I’m sorry. Yes, yes of course. But, I was just…I thought you were going to break up with me. I wasn’t expecting that at all.”
His palms were sweating, and he was still confused. “So is that a yes or a no to the question?”
“Yes. Absolutely. Of course. Sev…Merlin, you scared the bezoar out of me.”
“I’m sorry.”
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Team Name: Death Eaterz frum da hoodz.
Word Count: 100 x 4
Rating: PG
Challenge(s): Crookshanks, Caught, Married to Another, Expecting
Characters: Severus, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Crookshanks
Author's Notes: Seperate drabbles posted together.
X-posted.
The Mummy Cat :: Crookshanks
“What the bleeding hell is that?” Severus pointed at the ball of fur, wrapped in…toilet paper?
Hermione lifted Crookshanks. “He’s dressed as a mummy. For Halloween.”
“Are you psychotic? The poor thing will suffocate!”
“No he won’t. And if he does, it’s his own fault he’s so fat.”
“You’re the one who feeds him!”
“And the one who cleans his litter box,” she said. “So if you want to do either of those things, you’re welcome to choose what he wears. Until then, I do.”
Ding-dong! “Trick-or-treaters!”
“Trick-or-treat!”
“Harry! Ginny!”
“Hermione, I love Crooks’ costume!” the two remarked.
Severus groaned.
Sorry :: Caught!
“I hate this stupid game,” he muttered.
“It’s fun! Lighten up, will you?” Hermione patted his arm. “Jeez, you’d think I was using Chinese Water Torture on you.” She considered for a moment and then continued. “I wonder if there’s Polish Water Torture…or Jamacain…”
Severus turned over another card. One. It meant he could release one of the markers.
Hermione turned over her card. It was a Sorry card.
“Caught again!” Severus groaned.
“Sorry,” she said with an ironic grin as she replaced his green piece with her red one.
“What a dumb name for a game. You’re not sorry!”
All My General Hospitals :: Married to Another
“Why do you watch this damned show?”
“It’s entertaining.”
“It doesn’t make any sense! Who cares about the love lives of snobby rich people they’ve never even met? You can’t tell the difference between the men, all of whom have spiky hair. The women are all blond. Jim is dating Kelly, Kelly likes Karl…”
“Actually, Jim is dating Felicity who’s married to Liam. Kelly and Karl hate each other, Mario wants to murder Karl because of an old rivalry. Kelly thinks Jim hates her because she heard from Jeremy who heard from his cousin’s fiance’s brother…”
Soap operas were confusing.
The Deathly Carrot :: Expecting
“…so what I’m…trying to say,” he said, breathing deeply, “is that I wish for you to be my wife.”
“What?” Hermione almost choked on the baby carrot.
“Er…” He felt her response was rather inappropriate and was embarrassed for her.
“No, I’m sorry. Yes, yes of course. But, I was just…I thought you were going to break up with me. I wasn’t expecting that at all.”
His palms were sweating, and he was still confused. “So is that a yes or a no to the question?”
“Yes. Absolutely. Of course. Sev…Merlin, you scared the bezoar out of me.”
“I’m sorry.”
***
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