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Title: Dinner plans, 4/4
Team: Spy for the Order
Challenge: Deception
Word Count: 2x100
Disclaimer: It all belongs to JKR
Author's note: I just had to take a stab at this week's challenge as well.
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Getting lost on the way to the loo at three a.m., she accidentally found herself in the Potions Lab.
“Care to explain?”
“Wha? Huh?” He fumbled for his wand and cast an illumination spell.
Hermione was standing at the foot of his bed wearing nothing but a grin and holding…
He smirked. “Is there a problem?”
“I was under the impression you had cooked for me.”
“I did. Look, it says right on the package, ‘cook at home’.”
“It also says, ‘pre-prepared meals’. That’s not cooking, it’s heating.”
“You enjoyed it.”
“Yes, but I will not be taking your detentions.”
“If you don’t cook, what were you doing shopping for ingredients at Fresh & Wild?”
“Piquing your curiosity, my dear.”
“How long did you expect to get away with this little game.”
“Just long enough to get you into my bed.”
“You know, I would be well within my rights to use you for hexing practice. Pretending to be something you are not in order to seduce a woman is very bad form. It is very lucky for you that your bedroom skills are superior to your culinary abilities.”
“I was quite sure that you would see it that way.”
Team: Spy for the Order
Challenge: Deception
Word Count: 2x100
Disclaimer: It all belongs to JKR
Author's note: I just had to take a stab at this week's challenge as well.
Part one
Part two
Part three
Getting lost on the way to the loo at three a.m., she accidentally found herself in the Potions Lab.
“Care to explain?”
“Wha? Huh?” He fumbled for his wand and cast an illumination spell.
Hermione was standing at the foot of his bed wearing nothing but a grin and holding…
He smirked. “Is there a problem?”
“I was under the impression you had cooked for me.”
“I did. Look, it says right on the package, ‘cook at home’.”
“It also says, ‘pre-prepared meals’. That’s not cooking, it’s heating.”
“You enjoyed it.”
“Yes, but I will not be taking your detentions.”
“If you don’t cook, what were you doing shopping for ingredients at Fresh & Wild?”
“Piquing your curiosity, my dear.”
“How long did you expect to get away with this little game.”
“Just long enough to get you into my bed.”
“You know, I would be well within my rights to use you for hexing practice. Pretending to be something you are not in order to seduce a woman is very bad form. It is very lucky for you that your bedroom skills are superior to your culinary abilities.”
“I was quite sure that you would see it that way.”