Untwisted Knickers
Title:Untwisted Knickers
Team: Death Eaters
Word count: 100
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Characters: Severus, Hermione, allusion to Ron
Challenge: spousal duties challenge, married to another challenge
Author's notes: Many, many thanks to dacian_goddess for beta-reading this. Big hugs to you, girl.
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“Spousal duties? spousal duties? I’ll show him spousal duties! Oh, Severus! Sorry, I didn’t see you here,” Hermione cried while entering the Ministry potions laboratory.
“Well, it seems someone has put your knickers into a twist.”
“Ron reproached me for neglecting my spousal duties. He wanted to shag five minutes before I left. As if I’d be late for work for him!”
“Well, he is your husband, Hermione.”
She grumbled something unintelligible.
“What? I didn’t catch that.”
“Nothing!”
Severus rolled his eyes and pulled her to him.
“My dear, I think you’re in need of someone to untwist your knickers.”
Team: Death Eaters
Word count: 100
Rating: PG-13 for innuendo
Characters: Severus, Hermione, allusion to Ron
Challenge: spousal duties challenge, married to another challenge
Author's notes: Many, many thanks to dacian_goddess for beta-reading this. Big hugs to you, girl.
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“Spousal duties? spousal duties? I’ll show him spousal duties! Oh, Severus! Sorry, I didn’t see you here,” Hermione cried while entering the Ministry potions laboratory.
“Well, it seems someone has put your knickers into a twist.”
“Ron reproached me for neglecting my spousal duties. He wanted to shag five minutes before I left. As if I’d be late for work for him!”
“Well, he is your husband, Hermione.”
She grumbled something unintelligible.
“What? I didn’t catch that.”
“Nothing!”
Severus rolled his eyes and pulled her to him.
“My dear, I think you’re in need of someone to untwist your knickers.”