The Cursed Limerick
Title: The Cursed Limerick
Team Name: Death Eater.
Word Count: 2x100=200
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Dirty Limerick & Poetry Challenge
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to JKR.
AN: There's still more installments of 'Christmas Surprise'. But, my muse just wanted to post this.
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Severus Snape has an outstanding cock
For me it gets hard as a rock
I tell you no lies, it's enormous in size
It pleases me right 'round the clock
Hermione read it again. How could he? They had been together for over a year. She thought they had something special. Apparently, Severus did not. She'd find out who this whore was. He would be home any time now.
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Severus had a pounding headache. His day had been utter misery. His mantra: last year of teaching dunderheads, brought him no solace. At least he has Hermione to come home to.
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Severus opened the door to complete darkness. He was instantly alert. "Hermione?" he called. She stepped out of the darkness. "Severus, explain this?" she hissed.
"Hermione, what- "
"Who is she? How could you?" She shoved a parchment at him and stood glowering as he read it.
He read the paper and snorted with laughter.
"You find it funny?" she asked furiously.
"Don't you recognise the writing, Hermione?"
"What?"
"The handwriting..."
Hermione studied the paper. She gasped. "Sybil."
Severus nodded. "She haunts me still."
"Severus, I'm sorry. I love you."
"Hermione, I am only as 'hard as a rock' for you."
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Team Name: Death Eater.
Word Count: 2x100=200
Rating: NC-17
Challenge: Dirty Limerick & Poetry Challenge
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to JKR.
AN: There's still more installments of 'Christmas Surprise'. But, my muse just wanted to post this.
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Severus Snape has an outstanding cock
For me it gets hard as a rock
I tell you no lies, it's enormous in size
It pleases me right 'round the clock
Hermione read it again. How could he? They had been together for over a year. She thought they had something special. Apparently, Severus did not. She'd find out who this whore was. He would be home any time now.
~~
Severus had a pounding headache. His day had been utter misery. His mantra: last year of teaching dunderheads, brought him no solace. At least he has Hermione to come home to.
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Severus opened the door to complete darkness. He was instantly alert. "Hermione?" he called. She stepped out of the darkness. "Severus, explain this?" she hissed.
"Hermione, what- "
"Who is she? How could you?" She shoved a parchment at him and stood glowering as he read it.
He read the paper and snorted with laughter.
"You find it funny?" she asked furiously.
"Don't you recognise the writing, Hermione?"
"What?"
"The handwriting..."
Hermione studied the paper. She gasped. "Sybil."
Severus nodded. "She haunts me still."
"Severus, I'm sorry. I love you."
"Hermione, I am only as 'hard as a rock' for you."
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