Christmas Jawl
Title: Christmas Jawl
Team Name: The Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Family Visit, Native Dialogue.
Characters: Severus, Hermione and introducing … Koos.
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Christmas. At the Burrow. Surrounded by Weasleys and Grangers. Tenth level of hell, more like.
He barely restrained a groan as another of Hermione’s beaming relatives approached, swaying slightly with Christmas cheer.
"There are lank people at this jawl, my cuzzie,” he slurred, slinging an arm around Hermione’s neck. Severus scowled. “So, who’s your oke?”
“Koos, this is my fiancé, Severus.”
“Howzit, bra?”
What the hell does woman’s underwear have to do with it? Severus gave Koos his you-are-a-bloody-dunderhead glare.
"Are you checking me skeef, China?"
The red blur of the Stupefy blended in perfectly with the garish tinsel decorations.
South African Slang translated:
There are lank people at this jawl, my cuzzie ~ There are a lot of people at this party, my cousin.
So, who’s your oke ~ So, who is your boyfriend?
Howzit, bra? ~ How are you, my friend?
Are you checking me skeef, China? ~ Are you looking at me strangely, dude?
Team Name: The Order
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Family Visit, Native Dialogue.
Characters: Severus, Hermione and introducing … Koos.
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Christmas. At the Burrow. Surrounded by Weasleys and Grangers. Tenth level of hell, more like.
He barely restrained a groan as another of Hermione’s beaming relatives approached, swaying slightly with Christmas cheer.
"There are lank people at this jawl, my cuzzie,” he slurred, slinging an arm around Hermione’s neck. Severus scowled. “So, who’s your oke?”
“Koos, this is my fiancé, Severus.”
“Howzit, bra?”
What the hell does woman’s underwear have to do with it? Severus gave Koos his you-are-a-bloody-dunderhead glare.
"Are you checking me skeef, China?"
The red blur of the Stupefy blended in perfectly with the garish tinsel decorations.
South African Slang translated:
There are lank people at this jawl, my cuzzie ~ There are a lot of people at this party, my cousin.
So, who’s your oke ~ So, who is your boyfriend?
Howzit, bra? ~ How are you, my friend?
Are you checking me skeef, China? ~ Are you looking at me strangely, dude?