No More Cabinets

Nov 16, 2006 18:48

Title: No More Cabinets
Team: Spying for the Order
Words: 100
Rating: G
Challenge: Native Slang (R'Disland)
Characters: Hermione, Severus

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No More Cabinets

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"Jeet?" she asked.

He looked up from his desk. "Please?"

"Jeet?"

"Nah. Joo?"

"Yeah."

"Whadjeet?"

"Hadda grinder."

He leaned back and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

"Come on, Severus. Let's go downsella and get some stuffies."

He made a "later" gesture, and she frowned.

"Severus. You're peaked."

"Hermione, I have to get this downcity by this evening."

She frowned. Since the Trustees had appointed him wicked sachem of Hogwarts, he had godded his responsibilities like a Rottweiler.

"At least let me Floo for a cabinet."

He pushed back his chair and scowled at her. "No, Hermione. No more cabinets."

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R'Disland = Rhode Island

jeet = Did you eat?

please = What did you say?

joo = Did you?

whadjeet = What did you eat?

hadda = I had a

grinder = large sandwich, also called a "sub" (Massachusetts, Maine) or a "hero" (New York, Connecticut)

downsella = to the basement

and = in order to

stuffies = stuffed baked clams

peaked (pron. peek-ed) = pale

downcity = to the capital, e.g., Providence or London

wicked = extreme, extremely

sachem = chief, leader

wicked sachem of Hogwarts = Headmaster

to god something = to take something very seriously (from "to god" = to defend)

cabinet = milkshake

native slang challenge, ariadne1

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