Snape and Hermione gets CRUNK
Title: Snape and Hermione gets CRUNK
Team Name: Death Eaters
Word Count: 100
Rating: R for language
Challenge: Native Slang: Ebonics, Dialogue Only.
Characters: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Authors Notes: My attempt at the Native Slang Challenge ;) I’ll give a big toasty cookie if anyone can decode this monstrosity of a drabble.
“Yo, yo, yo! Snape in da houze!”
“Hey foo’! Watz dat on your face? Don’t be struttin’ 'round my crib wit dose nasty azz grillz!”
“Girl, don’t be frontin’! They phat, that’s what they is. Shiet.”
“Well, excuse me! Da playa-haters started grillin’ me about my game and shit. I was ‘bout to bust a cap and kick all them shaddy asses, too…fuckin’ chumps.”
“Damn homegurl, chill! How ‘bout we go for a ride on my jimmie?”
“Dats fly, son! We be representin’!”
“Hellz yeah! We be bumpin’ and grindin’ all night datz fo’sho’!”
“Damn homie, you all dat!”
Team Name: Death Eaters
Word Count: 100
Rating: R for language
Challenge: Native Slang: Ebonics, Dialogue Only.
Characters: Severus Snape/Hermione Granger
Authors Notes: My attempt at the Native Slang Challenge ;) I’ll give a big toasty cookie if anyone can decode this monstrosity of a drabble.
“Yo, yo, yo! Snape in da houze!”
“Hey foo’! Watz dat on your face? Don’t be struttin’ 'round my crib wit dose nasty azz grillz!”
“Girl, don’t be frontin’! They phat, that’s what they is. Shiet.”
“Well, excuse me! Da playa-haters started grillin’ me about my game and shit. I was ‘bout to bust a cap and kick all them shaddy asses, too…fuckin’ chumps.”
“Damn homegurl, chill! How ‘bout we go for a ride on my jimmie?”
“Dats fly, son! We be representin’!”
“Hellz yeah! We be bumpin’ and grindin’ all night datz fo’sho’!”
“Damn homie, you all dat!”