In which Severus is Sadly Literal and a Bit Dense
Title: In which Severus is Sadly Literal and a Bit Dense
Team Name: DEs
Word Count: 100
Challenge: F Challenge - flies-vinegar
Rating: G
Characters: Hermione and Severus
Summary: Severus gets a fly in his bonnet about an old saying, and completely misses the demonstration that it's true. Dialogue Only.
Disclaimer: Usual fanfic disclaimers.
“What are you doing, Severus?”
“I'm busy, Granger.”
“Red wine, white wine, cider, balsamic... Why all the vinegars? Why have you got them in dishes by an open window? Won't dust and insects and whatnot ruin whatever it is you're trying?”
“Sod. Off. Go and run around in the sunshine.”
“I ought to be prepping classes, but this looks more interesting.”
“Do NOT dip your finger in the honey.”
“Oh, sorry. Is it part of the experiment? Why only one honey and … ten vinegars? Mmmm. Delicious.”
“Please don't suck your finger like that.”
“Am I distracting you?”
“It's unhygienic.”
Team Name: DEs
Word Count: 100
Challenge: F Challenge - flies-vinegar
Rating: G
Characters: Hermione and Severus
Summary: Severus gets a fly in his bonnet about an old saying, and completely misses the demonstration that it's true. Dialogue Only.
Disclaimer: Usual fanfic disclaimers.
“What are you doing, Severus?”
“I'm busy, Granger.”
“Red wine, white wine, cider, balsamic... Why all the vinegars? Why have you got them in dishes by an open window? Won't dust and insects and whatnot ruin whatever it is you're trying?”
“Sod. Off. Go and run around in the sunshine.”
“I ought to be prepping classes, but this looks more interesting.”
“Do NOT dip your finger in the honey.”
“Oh, sorry. Is it part of the experiment? Why only one honey and … ten vinegars? Mmmm. Delicious.”
“Please don't suck your finger like that.”
“Am I distracting you?”
“It's unhygienic.”