Thick
Title: Thick
Challenge: first kiss
Team: Spying for Fiery Featherèd Fowl
Words: 100
Rating: G
Char: HG, SS
AN: Inspired in part by a scene from Doctor Who.
• • • • • •
“You, Severus Snape, are a moron.”
Snape looked down his nose at the glaring brunette. “I. beg. your. pardon,” he said in a slow voice promising a painful demise.
“Yes,” she nodded firmly. “An utter moron. In fact, you are such a complete thickbrain… I’m quite frankly astounded you’ve survived this long.”
“Really.”
“I hate having to spell it out for you,” she continued, “but…” She pounced with astonishing speed, mashing her lips to his.
Somewhat later, Severus drawled, “I think, Hermione, you’ll have to explain that again. I don’t believe I understood it the first time.”
“Thickbrain,” she murmured.
Challenge: first kiss
Team: Spying for Fiery Featherèd Fowl
Words: 100
Rating: G
Char: HG, SS
AN: Inspired in part by a scene from Doctor Who.
• • • • • •
“You, Severus Snape, are a moron.”
Snape looked down his nose at the glaring brunette. “I. beg. your. pardon,” he said in a slow voice promising a painful demise.
“Yes,” she nodded firmly. “An utter moron. In fact, you are such a complete thickbrain… I’m quite frankly astounded you’ve survived this long.”
“Really.”
“I hate having to spell it out for you,” she continued, “but…” She pounced with astonishing speed, mashing her lips to his.
Somewhat later, Severus drawled, “I think, Hermione, you’ll have to explain that again. I don’t believe I understood it the first time.”
“Thickbrain,” she murmured.