Berserker
Title: Berserker
Team Name: OotP
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Blue Lips Challenge
Characters: Severus and Hermione
AN: I toyed with the idea of calling this “I Married a Numanoid” because I did - marry a Numanoid that is. Mr Jones is a huge Gary Numan fan and he did indeed dress the part to go concerts… including the blue lipstick. Pic of the album Berserker is behind the cut. Just so that you get an idea.
“Severus, what are you doing mooching through my makeup bag? And what in hell’s name are you wearing?”
“I was looking for some lipstick.”
“Why?”
“I need lipstick.”
“Good Lord”
“Blue, preferably.”
“What for?”
“Arthur and I are going out.”
“Is there something you wish to confess, husband?”
“No, not really.”
“I see.”
“We have been doing this for a long time…”
“Really?”
“We are going to a concert.”
“Oh.”
“Gary Numan.”
“Seriously?”
“Deadly.”
“And this is why you are dressed all in white and have done something truly terrible with your hair.”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“It’s a fan thing, dear.”
