Five Secrets Grandpa Severus Keeps From Granny Hermione.

Jul 27, 2009 07:01

Disclaimer: the characters belong to JK Rowling.

Challenge: Hide and Seek?
Team: Death Eaters! Death Eaters!
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione, OCs, Harry.
Wordcound: 100 words
Rating: PG
Note: Written for slytherin100's list challenge and, obviously, crossposted.

1. That incident with the Kneazle monster. It never happened.

2. That he couldn't, for the life of him, remember whether March 16th is Timmy's or Larry's birthday.

3. That those broken jam jars Hermione once found in the cabinet had nothing to do with the boys acting up, everything to do with Severus being seized by the urge of blasting something, and doing his damnedest NOT to point his wand at his idiotic son-in-law.

4. That he once hexed the boys asleep. Blissful, blissful silence.

5. That half his discussions with Harry concerning appropriate punishment for the Potter children's shenannigans end up in a hexing match.

benebu

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