Act Your Age!
Title: Act Your Age! (An 'Events' Drabble)
Char.s: Titus, (Hermione/Snape)
Team: Spying for Black-Cloakèd Persons
Chal.: Epistolary
Rating: PG
Wd.Ct.: 100
AN: Titus was due for some teenage grumpy-angst. This is part of the Events universe (archived here and here), but newbies only need to know that S & H have twins.
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Dear Mother,
Your son,
Titus Granger-Snape
Char.s: Titus, (Hermione/Snape)
Team: Spying for Black-Cloakèd Persons
Chal.: Epistolary
Rating: PG
Wd.Ct.: 100
AN: Titus was due for some teenage grumpy-angst. This is part of the Events universe (archived here and here), but newbies only need to know that S & H have twins.
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Dear Mother,
- Do you know what a burden it is on us children that you are still in love with Father after fifteen years of marriage?
Any idea about walking in with our friends on you two snogging? Hearing the thumps against the wall at night? Having to hex classmates who call Father a paedo? Explaining to others that, no, he’s not our grandfather?
Why can’t you act properly, like other parents, and politely ignore each other instead of whispering and giggling at meals?
I fully expect you to pay our therapy bills when we’re older.
Your son,
Titus Granger-Snape