Hermione's Severe Woes
Title: Hermione’s severe woes
author: sfbfever/billeblacklupin
Challenge: Creative Curses, speaking only challenge, Boggart, undergarments,Hermione as Headmistress, Pain in the arse( I tried to but it in the tags but there were a few too many lol)
Characters: Severus Snape and Hermione Granger
Team: The Order
Words 100
Rating: M(to be safe)
AN: This is my attempt to catch up on the other challenges lol. I am sorry if it sounds a little corny but it was all that I could think of. No real warnings really except Severus is cursing up a storm
“MERLIN’S SOGGY UNDERPANTS”
“MORGANA’S ROUND TITS”
“BLOODY BURNING STINKING DRAGONSNARE"
“HESTIA”S VIRGINS”
“MERLIN’S RED HOT WAND ARM”
“MERLIN’S BLOODY SOGGING BALLS”
“MERLIN’S FLAMING LIPS”
“DUMBLEDORE’S SCARED KNEE”
“MINERVA’S PLAID UNDERGARMENTS”
“HAGARID’S MOLDY NOTTED BEARD”
“LUPIN’S HARRY ANIMAL CHEST”
“BLOODY BOGGART SKINS ”
“Darling Please calm down”
“Calm down CALM DOWN? The rejected me for headmaster for the FIFTH TIME!
After everything I have done for those insolent bloody pain in the arse fools”
“Why are you smiling like that Hermione?”
“oh darling, I am sorry but they chose me. Look on the bright side, you always did like me in control.”
author: sfbfever/billeblacklupin
Challenge: Creative Curses, speaking only challenge, Boggart, undergarments,Hermione as Headmistress, Pain in the arse( I tried to but it in the tags but there were a few too many lol)
Characters: Severus Snape and Hermione Granger
Team: The Order
Words 100
Rating: M(to be safe)
AN: This is my attempt to catch up on the other challenges lol. I am sorry if it sounds a little corny but it was all that I could think of. No real warnings really except Severus is cursing up a storm
“MERLIN’S SOGGY UNDERPANTS”
“MORGANA’S ROUND TITS”
“BLOODY BURNING STINKING DRAGONSNARE"
“HESTIA”S VIRGINS”
“MERLIN’S RED HOT WAND ARM”
“MERLIN’S BLOODY SOGGING BALLS”
“MERLIN’S FLAMING LIPS”
“DUMBLEDORE’S SCARED KNEE”
“MINERVA’S PLAID UNDERGARMENTS”
“HAGARID’S MOLDY NOTTED BEARD”
“LUPIN’S HARRY ANIMAL CHEST”
“BLOODY BOGGART SKINS ”
“Darling Please calm down”
“Calm down CALM DOWN? The rejected me for headmaster for the FIFTH TIME!
After everything I have done for those insolent bloody pain in the arse fools”
“Why are you smiling like that Hermione?”
“oh darling, I am sorry but they chose me. Look on the bright side, you always did like me in control.”