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[grandpaladin]

Situation Hope:
Customer - Man I wish the wind would blow a little.
Hope - I wish you would shut up.

Situation Crust:
Customer - Man I wish the wind would blow a little.
Crust - I bet you don't even have a penis.

Situation Labrier:
Customer - Man I wish the wind would blow a little.
Labrier - I wish one more person would say that so I could go nuts and kill everyone in the store.