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Character: Tendou Souji
Series: Kamen Rider Kabuto
Character Age: 21
Canon: Kamen Rider Kabuto is all about worms from outer space who can mimic (take over your form) then destroy you in an attempt to like take over the world!1!11 It's pinky and the brain science, really. Then comes the main character; Tendou Souji. This guy. Man, this guy is an arrogant piece of-- I mean, Tendou Souji is better than you at everything. And by everything I mean EVERYTHING. Even though he doesn't go to college or have a job, he's still good at everything, from sports to cooking to telling if a worm is a worm and etc. It's because he grew up believing that he is super special awesome and his tagline is, "Walking the path of heaven, the man who will rule everything." Because he will. Rule everything that is. He'll also quote his grandmother trying to teach you the moral of the day, while cooking you a magnificent meal worthy of the gods, ie. him. However, because of his arrogance, he tends to rub people the wrong way, but that's okay because he's Kamen Rider Kabuto and his goal in life is to wipe out all worms so that his worm!sister can live a happy life among humans.
Sample Post: Grandma said, "You must be open to all the mysteries of the world."
As a national treasure, it's my duty to accept and acknowledge that this land is one of those great mysteries. However, I will use my own two hands to mold it after my own image. After all, my name is Tendou Souji; walking the path of heaven, the man who will rule everything. Look, there, the sun shines upon me through the clouds, marking me as a superior being. Even the gorillas stand at attention, waiting for the first step I take upon their land; the land of Camp Fuck You Die, the land where toucans sing shrilly of my magnificence. There is no need to fill me in on what to do here; I've already done all the information gathering possible for this trip.
Ah, you want to know why such a man as I would visit this place? The answer is simple; I've come to allow you to acknowledge me as the man who rules it all. The first thing I'll do is instruct your zombies on the etiquette of cooking. I've brought with me a ramen cart, built with my own hands. No longer will they dine upon the simple fare of humans and raw brains. No, I will teach them that there is finesse and culture in the ways of sustenance.
Yes, I'm talking about you. No, there's no need to bow. Nor is there any need to create a mess out of your own limbs. Simply listen to my instructions and perhaps something useful will come out of what little brains you have left inside that decaying head of yours. Now, first, take the eggs and crack them gently against the side of the table. I said gently. Grandma once said that, "There is an art to cooking." Ah, you seem to be listening. Now, carefully cup the shells and transfer the yolk between them, while allowing the whites to fall into the bow--
Hm? I don't take kindly to having a cooking session interrupted. Especially by one whose limbs are barely attached. Here I was attempting to teach this woman how to cook and you barge in without any respect towards both my student, as well as me. I won't take such an insult kindly . . . oh? She's your girlfriend. You thought I was . . . don't be foolish; a man like me would never attach to a woman like her. The woman whom I will spend the rest of my life with must be as magnificent as I am. Although, I'm not sure such a woman exists; surely there is hope.
After all, Grandma once said, "In love, there is always a reason and way."
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