avenging my ears
I admit it, I only heard J.Lo’s “Louboutins” for the first time Wednesday night during that dancey show finale.
I was considerably perplexed as to why Jennifer Lopez was stooping to the finale of someone else’s reality competition show to plug her latest album, but then, I haven’t been watching many awards shows lately, either.
Frankly, before she ever got to the second inanely repetitive chorus, I was ready to launch a Louboutin at her head in hopes of lodging the super-high heel in her temporal lobe.
For this crime against music, I cannot conceive of doing any less.