just too too
Oh, those bitches at Project Gay just wrecked me.
“I will destroy you.”
“Well you better get on it then, because you're going to need about 30 priests and a metric ton of holy water. And even THAT didn’t work the last time someone tried it.”
“It’s cute, isn't it? Give me a lock of his hair, an unbaptized baby and the light of a full moon and I’ll have him shitting ping-pong balls for the rest of his sorry life.”
I still don’t know why I’m so drawn to that woman.
And Tyson’s combover makes him seem even less trustworthy than Garren. Oh, I’d still have sex with him, but I’d never trust him near my hair.