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So. Setting the scene. 4:30 AM. I awake to Diana whispering my name. The light is on, the door is open. I can't figure out what's wrong, until I sit up.
Sitting up, I look around bewildered, and see a bare ass standing by our fridge. I hear water noises, assume he's getting a drink, and go to lay back down. Then, realizing that my boyfriend is still next to me, and there weren't any other boys in the room when I went to sleep, I sit up again. The guy is peeing.
I stare for a few seconds before it sinks in, then ask "Umm, who are you?". He looks up at me, and continues on his merry way. He finishes, walks out, turns off the light, walks back in, turns the light back on, then starts to look for something to clean up with. He grabs my dress first, until Diana deters him with "Umm, that's her dress." He then goes for Spencer's shirt, and Diana offers out another "Umm...that's his shirt." (I like how all of our dialogue with naked boy started with ummm, because he looked so sure that he should be in our room that we had to question ourselves.) So he finally grabs my sheet that was on the futon, wipes himself off, and leaves. Diana and I are still staring at each other, shocked, and then Spencer finally sits up.
We get up, and realize that the puddles are all over the room. The corner of the carpet is soaked. Starting to clean up, we wonder where naked boy went, so Spencer knocks on Kathleen and Michelle's door. No one answers, so I walk out to the balcony, and look around. A suitemate from another room is out there, so we ask her if there was a naked boy in her room. Kathleen, who was up on the 5th floor, apparently heard us asking Kaitlyn, and came down. Diana blurts out "Do you have a naked guy in your room?", and Kathleen immeadiately replies "Was it my boyfriend? Because he sleepwalks." with a incredulous look on her face.
Looks like we're going to be doing a lot of wash in the morning.
Sitting up, I look around bewildered, and see a bare ass standing by our fridge. I hear water noises, assume he's getting a drink, and go to lay back down. Then, realizing that my boyfriend is still next to me, and there weren't any other boys in the room when I went to sleep, I sit up again. The guy is peeing.
I stare for a few seconds before it sinks in, then ask "Umm, who are you?". He looks up at me, and continues on his merry way. He finishes, walks out, turns off the light, walks back in, turns the light back on, then starts to look for something to clean up with. He grabs my dress first, until Diana deters him with "Umm, that's her dress." He then goes for Spencer's shirt, and Diana offers out another "Umm...that's his shirt." (I like how all of our dialogue with naked boy started with ummm, because he looked so sure that he should be in our room that we had to question ourselves.) So he finally grabs my sheet that was on the futon, wipes himself off, and leaves. Diana and I are still staring at each other, shocked, and then Spencer finally sits up.
We get up, and realize that the puddles are all over the room. The corner of the carpet is soaked. Starting to clean up, we wonder where naked boy went, so Spencer knocks on Kathleen and Michelle's door. No one answers, so I walk out to the balcony, and look around. A suitemate from another room is out there, so we ask her if there was a naked boy in her room. Kathleen, who was up on the 5th floor, apparently heard us asking Kaitlyn, and came down. Diana blurts out "Do you have a naked guy in your room?", and Kathleen immeadiately replies "Was it my boyfriend? Because he sleepwalks." with a incredulous look on her face.
Looks like we're going to be doing a lot of wash in the morning.