You know, sometimes you thank yourself for not being a part of the bastion of the geek. Why? Because you wouldn't have to resort to
this.
"The Force--let alone common sense--was definitely not with them." I suspect it's directly because british pubs have taken away Happy Hour...
Oh, and have you ever seen a dominatrix bear? Well, sad to say I have.
Gee, who would've thought that this isn't appropriate at a teddy parade bear for kids.
I think the bear is sucking in its gut.