[ I ] audio -> video; late into the night

[grande_pioggia]

[Static crackles over the feed for a moment, the device being abused, muffled or perhaps both. Just a split second of blissful silence after that until-]

VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!

[There's a roar in the background accompanying it, the cry of a Gyarados, and the exclamation itself holds not anger but some from of hidden amusement.]This fucking place

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[Video]

[killer_sweets]

[Just waking up Damn it Squalo.....wait]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

[No way faux bro is back and he's become even louder.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

[He had been hoping yet dreading this would happen. There was no way to know if the shark remembers him or not. Johto never been that kind to him but he'd take what he can get. Time for a warm heartfelt greeting.]

While I'm glad you're happy to be back. WHY DON'T YOU WAIT UNTIL MORNING TO ANNOUNCE IT!

[Video]

[grande_pioggia]

[He just grins at the camera, obviously amused with pissing someone off because of the timing.]

Voi! Where's the fucking fun in that? Besides, Varia reports in immediately, no fucking questions asked.

[Even though he has a sneaking suspicion Xanxus turns off his device at nights, it's the principle of the matter.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

[Holy crap Squ is old and that hair. It looks like the man doesn't remember. At least he's back]

Yes I'm sure Uncle Pissed is happy for your call.

It's so wonderful to know you became louder and more of an ass in your old age.

[Video]

[grande_pioggia]

[Alright, that gets a snort of amusement out of him. He can guess who the brat is referring to and on that note figure out just who the fuck he is in the first place.]

You must be the Killua brat Bel mentioned to me.

[Obviously not afraid of Xanxus, that's always a good sign.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

[He gives a mock bow.] Killua Zoldyck at your service. I'm sure Bel was to lazy to tell much about me.

[Video]

[grande_pioggia]

The brat said you were a good cook and that Boss picked you up a while back, that's about it.

[Cheeky little thing looks like, but not necessarily a bad thing.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

I'll keep it short. I met the younger you, we bonded and traveled to get to Uncle Pissed. I'm not sure why that asshole kept me around your younger self left. I've given him plenty of reason kill me.

[Cheeky is understatement when it comes to this brat]

[Video]

[grande_pioggia]

If the brat kept you around there was probably a good reason for it, Xanxus wouldn't kill anyone that meets certain standards.

[A lot unsaid there, and all of it nothing he'll say anytime soon. But the boy has his interest a bit at least.]

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Younger you kept me around for a few reasons. One my former profession. Another that I royaliy ticked off your boss and didn't end up in the hospital .

[Video]

[grande_pioggia]

Like I said, good damn reasons for it.

[That first thing though-]

What was your former profession?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

I was an assassin.

[Video]

[grande_pioggia]

[Certainly explains a lot.]

Voi! Birds of a feather and all that shit. That's all the reasons you need right fucking there.

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

While that's nice to know when are you going to get to Goldenrod.

[Guess who's been babysiting Bel.]

[Video]

[grande_pioggia]

Bel being a pain in the ass as usual?

[Unspoken ounce of pity there, but not much.]

Should be a few days, a week at most depending on other shit.