First I'd like to say that I'm tempted to give "PENIS" as the answer to every question.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? I believe that I am, I can not speak for the other party.
2) What was your dream growing up? I would say I wanted to be a doctor or veterinarian to please my parents. To be honest I never had an idea what I would do when I reached adulthood. Right now I'm planning on going back to school and getting a BS in Physics and Astronomy.
3) What talent do you wish you had? I wish I had charisma.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Stewart's Ginger Beer
5) Favorite vegetable? Potato LOL ITS A TUBER still can't stand most vegetables
6) What was the last book you read? I'm reading three at the moment. The Joy of Cooking, HP Lovecraft: A Life, latest copy of Asimov's Science Fiction and Immodest Proposals: The Fiction of William Tenn.
7) What zodiac sign are you? Sagittarius
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. No and never would get any
9) Worst Habit? Requiring frequent psychiatric care and evaluation to forestall any sudden shortening of my lifespan.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? Sure, why not. And I'll kill this puppy if you don't get in the fucking car so it's win-win.
11) What is your favorite sport? fapping or cycling
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? I try to be optimistic but lately I've been fairly neutral which is progress
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Help you climb through the ceiling because I presume you're still thinner than me. Or order you to help me yank open the doors.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? I don't want to talk about it. Stock answer: having my parents come visit me in Colorado.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. I have conversations with myself using my cat Spot's voice. In public places. Where people tend to stare at me.
16) Do you have any pets? A white cat with black spots named Spot.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? OHSHI- I wouldn't let you in because I'm territorial and the place is a wreck. Most likely take you to Front Range Grill for meat.
18) What was your first impression of me? WTF? Is he going to take my place and they're going to kick me out of the game?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? I don't like clowns. Anyone who's laughing and disguised is up to no good.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Maybe perhaps I would be thinner but I really don't care.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Partner in crime but I don't think you'd engage in any crimes. I'd be a piss-poor conscience.
22) What color eyes do you have? Brown.
23) Ever been arrested? Six and a half years in Colorado and I've never been arrested.
24) Bottle or can soda? Can.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? Save it.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at? Asian Empire Buffet, the ponderosa pine in front of work, in front of my computer with Spot in my lap, the Birdhouse.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? I don't disbelieve ghosts. I can not confirm or deny their existence.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? INTERNET
30) Do you swear a lot? Not as much as I used to
31) Biggest pet peeve? It's not anymore but it's the most recent one. The fucking kid who lives in the attic apartment doesn't know how to fucking do laundry, he fucked up the washing machine and now the floor gets squishy wet every god damned time and now when I leave my apartment I hear squish-squish-squish under my feet plus the property manager has yet to get back to me on the subject. I think he got evicted for being poor or a fuckup and good riddance.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Stubborn
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? Yes
35) Do you believe in God? No
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Yeah sure
Okay LARPing in New Jersey has to be one of the worst damned things I've ever done and I'll never do it again. It's about as bad as morepigs except you can see how fat the other player is and figure out they're really a girl.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I believe that I am, I can not speak for the other party.
2) What was your dream growing up?
I would say I wanted to be a doctor or veterinarian to please my parents. To be honest I never had an idea what I would do when I reached adulthood. Right now I'm planning on going back to school and getting a BS in Physics and Astronomy.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I had charisma.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Stewart's Ginger Beer
5) Favorite vegetable?
Potato LOL ITS A TUBER still can't stand most vegetables
6) What was the last book you read?
I'm reading three at the moment. The Joy of Cooking, HP Lovecraft: A Life, latest copy of Asimov's Science Fiction and Immodest Proposals: The Fiction of William Tenn.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Sagittarius
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
No and never would get any
9) Worst Habit?
Requiring frequent psychiatric care and evaluation to forestall any sudden shortening of my lifespan.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Sure, why not. And I'll kill this puppy if you don't get in the fucking car so it's win-win.
11) What is your favorite sport?
fapping or cycling
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
I try to be optimistic but lately I've been fairly neutral which is progress
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Help you climb through the ceiling because I presume you're still thinner than me. Or order you to help me yank open the doors.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I don't want to talk about it. Stock answer: having my parents come visit me in Colorado.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I have conversations with myself using my cat Spot's voice. In public places. Where people tend to stare at me.
16) Do you have any pets?
A white cat with black spots named Spot.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
OHSHI- I wouldn't let you in because I'm territorial and the place is a wreck. Most likely take you to Front Range Grill for meat.
18) What was your first impression of me?
WTF? Is he going to take my place and they're going to kick me out of the game?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I don't like clowns. Anyone who's laughing and disguised is up to no good.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Maybe perhaps I would be thinner but I really don't care.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Partner in crime but I don't think you'd engage in any crimes. I'd be a piss-poor conscience.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Brown.
23) Ever been arrested?
Six and a half years in Colorado and I've never been arrested.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Can.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Save it.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
Asian Empire Buffet, the ponderosa pine in front of work, in front of my computer with Spot in my lap, the Birdhouse.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
I don't disbelieve ghosts. I can not confirm or deny their existence.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
INTERNET
30) Do you swear a lot?
Not as much as I used to
31) Biggest pet peeve?
It's not anymore but it's the most recent one. The fucking kid who lives in the attic apartment doesn't know how to fucking do laundry, he fucked up the washing machine and now the floor gets squishy wet every god damned time and now when I leave my apartment I hear squish-squish-squish under my feet plus the property manager has yet to get back to me on the subject. I think he got evicted for being poor or a fuckup and good riddance.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Stubborn
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Yes
35) Do you believe in God?
No
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Yeah sure
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