this made me giggle
On the twelfth day of Christmas, grandada sent to me...
Twelve sisters sitting
Eleven sunglasses walking
Ten movies a-camping
Nine chums bowling
Eight upwards a-prancing
Seven fires a-swimming
Six scissors a-not-smoking
Five cha-a-a-arles dickens
Four thrift stores
Three happy anniversaries
Two land rovers
...and a coldplay in an amélie.