[As with the freakshow breach, Iroh's accent is a little thicker than usual but his English is still completely comprehensible.]
Ladies and gentlemen, it is a great pleasure to arrive in an upstanding town such as this. I hope that my associate and I shall be welcome during the time that we are here.
For the next few days, you will find my wagon at the north end of the main street; in that time, I hope you will visit to peruse a selection of exotic teas, beautiful silks, fine paper and other such luxuries for those who wish to welcome a little extravagance into their lives. I keep a stock of some more regularly used household items, as well - though it appears your local shopkeepers are more than sufficiently equipped. All of it is keenly priced, of course, and I will be more than happy to make visits to homes or businesses whose owners might wish to discuss larger orders.
I will look forward to meeting as many as you as possible. And of course, I come here as a patron as well; is there a house in town that might provide room and board to a pair of weary travellers? I can promise nothing from us but quiet and clean living.
[Open Spam - multiple thread/times/places welcome and encouraged ♥]
[Iroh will spend most of the day standing with his wagon, engaging with passers-by - although he'll also make visits as requested, spend a little time wherever he ends up boarding, and visit the saloon for a drink in the evening. Come and find him wheresoever you might like!]
[OOC: Spam of all kinds welcome! Please specify the place and time of day in the subject. If anyone wants to try their hand at stealing his stuff or otherwise make trouble, then Kay's on hand to go batshit on their ass so we could give that a go. >:3 Iroh's wagon looks like
this, but slightly more decorative and less.....one-hundred-years-old-looking.]