Tim was greeted in his kitchen upon his return from New York by a Gremlin. He was possibly just as surprised as the Gremlin when he opened the refrigerator door and found the thing sitting inside.
It was so surprised that it leaped at him and bit him on the arm.
Tim barely had time to be angry or worried about what would happen before his eyes began to burn with the fire of inner vision. A stirring
march began to play in his head.
The Gremlin was surprised once more as Tim snatched it up off the table. "Come Sancho! Fandom needs us!"
The Gremlin probably would have bitten him again but it'd been drinking some Elven wine. So it just shrugged and went with it.
"Here me now, oh thou bleak and unbearable world! Thou art base and debauched as can be. And a knight, with his banners all bravely unfurled, now hurls down his gauntlet to theeeeee!"
[Open for the room mate or anyone who wants to investigate the singing. Okay for broadcast.]