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Some days it just plain, outright hurts to walk! I want a Segway!
The Segway needs to be forest green with small, brilliant yellow racing stripes outlined in orange. It needs to have a cup holder on the handlebar and a huge umbrella, that can be raised or lowered, over it to keep out the rain and the hot blazing sun. It needs to have a climate control system blowing air the proper temperature for comfort. It needs adequately sized saddlebags, one refrigerated, the other one not. I also want it tuned up by Dale Earnhardt Jr. so I can travel at the speeds I wish to travel. It needs to have a super, heavy duty long life battery so I won’t be inconvenienced by battery run down in mid trip. A tiny tractor seat to accommodate fatigue would also be nice and a boisterous ‘ARRUGAHHHH’ horn is a must. That’s what I need, okay?
The Segway needs to be forest green with small, brilliant yellow racing stripes outlined in orange. It needs to have a cup holder on the handlebar and a huge umbrella, that can be raised or lowered, over it to keep out the rain and the hot blazing sun. It needs to have a climate control system blowing air the proper temperature for comfort. It needs adequately sized saddlebags, one refrigerated, the other one not. I also want it tuned up by Dale Earnhardt Jr. so I can travel at the speeds I wish to travel. It needs to have a super, heavy duty long life battery so I won’t be inconvenienced by battery run down in mid trip. A tiny tractor seat to accommodate fatigue would also be nice and a boisterous ‘ARRUGAHHHH’ horn is a must. That’s what I need, okay?