One Piece | Fanfiction: Last Night
Title: Last Night
Author: Grammartrap
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13 for puns, double entendres, and a bucketful of veiled (Or not so veiled) sexual references.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Summary: Zoro manages to upset Sanji in ways never thought possible. We can only take pity upon the cook.
Author's Note: I'm not a particular fan of this pairing, but the inspiration that suddenly struck me from above (Special thanks to
popkin16 on that part!) saw no other suitable pairing but this one!
Crossposted to onepieceyaoi and onepieceyaoi100.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. I am not affiliated in any way with its creation or distribution. This fanfiction will not be used for monetary gain. All characters mentioned in this story are owned by Eiichirō Oda.
Last Night
"I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO CUT YOU, BASTARD!" screamed Sanji.
"Oi, oi, isn't that supposed to be my line, aho-cook?" replied Zoro airily.
"Cook-san, why are you so angry?" inquired Robin, now entering the kitchen with the rest of the crew.
Sanji swore angrily, fingering the blade of a cooking knife. "Why am I angry?" he inquired dangerously, "I'll tell you why! It's because this ungrateful bastard managed to consume a week's worth of provisions in what must have been a matter of a few minutes!"
In the background, Luffy began to laugh uncontrollably, silenced quickly by the piercing gaze of an all-too-angry chef. "Days spent preserving fruits and vegetables! Days spent grinding and mashing all of that meat -!"
Zoro snickered, "Oh, so you mean like last night, eh?"
Sanji sputtered uncontrollably. "T-this is absolutely n-nothing like that!" he shouted angrily. In an attempt to regain his composure, he exclaimed "Since you've managed to eat an entire week’s worth of food, you can go and find someone else to feed you!"
Zoro stared at Sanji. "Oh, so you're not going to feed me like you did last night anymore?" he asked.
Laughter erupted in the kitchen as a near desperate Sanji once again attempted to take charge of the scene.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU -" screamed Sanji, searching an insult. "MARIMO!"
Zoro frowned, "Well, I definitely don't remember hearing that last night."
Luffy gave a cry of lamentation. "Sanji! Why do you feed Zoro extra meat at night but not me? Feed me more meat, too!"
"Oi, Chopper," Frankly said in mid-guffaw, "I think Sanji is going to need some medication, he's all red in the face!"
Robin smiled, voice laced with amusement, "I don't think any amount of medicine is going to help poor Cook-san at this point."
Sanji gave a despaired whimper and nearly collapsed into a chair.
"Hey, I remember hearing that last night, too!" Zoro declared, a wide spread smirk on his face.
"This was not how this was supposed to end," Sanji thought miserably.
Damn marimo.
“You should have confessed, Luffy,” Zoro stated with a smirk.
Luffy grinned. “I’ll figure out some way to repay you, Zoro!”
Author: Grammartrap
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13 for puns, double entendres, and a bucketful of veiled (Or not so veiled) sexual references.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Summary: Zoro manages to upset Sanji in ways never thought possible. We can only take pity upon the cook.
Author's Note: I'm not a particular fan of this pairing, but the inspiration that suddenly struck me from above (Special thanks to
popkin16 on that part!) saw no other suitable pairing but this one!
Crossposted to onepieceyaoi and onepieceyaoi100.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. I am not affiliated in any way with its creation or distribution. This fanfiction will not be used for monetary gain. All characters mentioned in this story are owned by Eiichirō Oda.
Last Night
"I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO CUT YOU, BASTARD!" screamed Sanji.
"Oi, oi, isn't that supposed to be my line, aho-cook?" replied Zoro airily.
"Cook-san, why are you so angry?" inquired Robin, now entering the kitchen with the rest of the crew.
Sanji swore angrily, fingering the blade of a cooking knife. "Why am I angry?" he inquired dangerously, "I'll tell you why! It's because this ungrateful bastard managed to consume a week's worth of provisions in what must have been a matter of a few minutes!"
In the background, Luffy began to laugh uncontrollably, silenced quickly by the piercing gaze of an all-too-angry chef. "Days spent preserving fruits and vegetables! Days spent grinding and mashing all of that meat -!"
Zoro snickered, "Oh, so you mean like last night, eh?"
Sanji sputtered uncontrollably. "T-this is absolutely n-nothing like that!" he shouted angrily. In an attempt to regain his composure, he exclaimed "Since you've managed to eat an entire week’s worth of food, you can go and find someone else to feed you!"
Zoro stared at Sanji. "Oh, so you're not going to feed me like you did last night anymore?" he asked.
Laughter erupted in the kitchen as a near desperate Sanji once again attempted to take charge of the scene.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU -" screamed Sanji, searching an insult. "MARIMO!"
Zoro frowned, "Well, I definitely don't remember hearing that last night."
Luffy gave a cry of lamentation. "Sanji! Why do you feed Zoro extra meat at night but not me? Feed me more meat, too!"
"Oi, Chopper," Frankly said in mid-guffaw, "I think Sanji is going to need some medication, he's all red in the face!"
Robin smiled, voice laced with amusement, "I don't think any amount of medicine is going to help poor Cook-san at this point."
Sanji gave a despaired whimper and nearly collapsed into a chair.
"Hey, I remember hearing that last night, too!" Zoro declared, a wide spread smirk on his face.
"This was not how this was supposed to end," Sanji thought miserably.
Damn marimo.
“You should have confessed, Luffy,” Zoro stated with a smirk.
Luffy grinned. “I’ll figure out some way to repay you, Zoro!”