get famous plan #47,897
Okay, so I was noticing today that all the area of everything to have an "it girl" are covered. SAVE LITERATURE, YOU KNOW? It's like... Fashion? Nope, got one. Music? Dime a dozen, baby. Acting? PFFFT, next. How rad would it be to be like, oh say, the Lindsay Lohan of fiction?! AND GET TO GO TO ALL THE PARTIES AND DRINK OVERPRICED BOOZE AND BUY CRAZY EXPENSIVE SHOES.
oh, and here's the kicker. my "Style"? aaaaahahaha. Adult children's books. Like, you know, the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" series (yes, there was more than one)... just with WAY cooler themes and characters and shit. And it'll be really crudely illustrated, via this bitch (i can't draw to save my skin) and I WILL BE A REVOLUTIONARY WRITER.
because, let's face it... no one reads. they look at pictures.
plot summary: me, the chain-smoking, binge drinking, foul mouthed bitch with a heart of gold & my bffsters molly & kenny. we drive around a lot. we do the stupidest shit. people love us. i talk to myself a lot. like an auto-biography, but way cooler.
the film adaptation will be SWEET.
oh, and here's the kicker. my "Style"? aaaaahahaha. Adult children's books. Like, you know, the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" series (yes, there was more than one)... just with WAY cooler themes and characters and shit. And it'll be really crudely illustrated, via this bitch (i can't draw to save my skin) and I WILL BE A REVOLUTIONARY WRITER.
because, let's face it... no one reads. they look at pictures.
plot summary: me, the chain-smoking, binge drinking, foul mouthed bitch with a heart of gold & my bffsters molly & kenny. we drive around a lot. we do the stupidest shit. people love us. i talk to myself a lot. like an auto-biography, but way cooler.
the film adaptation will be SWEET.