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[grammarcracker]

...ow. I can't sit down.

I've got the hangover of my life. Anyone know any good remedies?

...fuck it, I think I'm just going to kill myself. Yes.

Lussuria, stop bugging me. I threw the thong out the window. It's not a problem anymore. I told you.

Comments

A letter from a concerned friend. <3

[lethaldiva]

So you settled for a bad fuck in the ass. Unfab. I'm quite disappointed in this. Whoever fucked you wasn't gentle enough for your first time and it looks like you didn't enjoy it either. No sense of romance. No longing post-coital embraces for another round. *sigh* I feel sad for you... I will not hug you but if you need to talk to someone seriously about this... I am here

[caffeineshots]

Took the words right out of my mouth, Lussuria~

[grammarcracker]

You shut up. This isn't any of your business.

[caffeineshots]

Only because you asked ever so nicely~

A reply from a very pissed off editor.

[grammarcracker]

Voi, don't make stupid assumptions. You have no idea what happened. Who said I didn't enjoy it?

VOOOOI. I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT THE BOSS, FUCKING IDIOT.

I. Don't. Care.

[ooc; striked words are most definitely not there]