Actual conversation snippet with Nick.

May 17, 2011 12:51

Nick (as Luke): "Princess Leia?"
Me (as Leia): "What?"
Nick: "You know Darth Vader?"
Me: "Yes, I know Darth Vader"
Nick: "You know those white guys that he has, with the guns?"
Me: "Yes, I know Stormtroopers, and I don't like them!"
Nick: "Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers are coming for dinner."
Me: "No, they can't come for dinner. I don't like them, I hate them, we're the good guys and they're the bad guys."
Nick *pause*: ... "You know Grand Moff Tarkin?"
Me: "Yes."
Nick: "He's coming for dinner."
Me: "NO! He blew up my home, he cannot come for dinner."
Nick: "This is your home. It's not blowed up."
Me: "No, not here, my home planet of Alderaan. He blew it up."
Nick: "Welllll... you know Darth Vader?"
Me: "Yes!"
Nick: "Is he...? Is you?" (long pause while he figures out how to say this) "You gotta invite Darth Vader for dinner, even though you don't like him, because he's your dad, okay?"
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