By the end of this quiz...
...I had been forced to contemplate more excruciatingly uncomfortable permutations of my social circle than anyone should ever have to endure. I think we would have all been better off if I had walked away...
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1) Do you think hollowrose is hot? Damn betcha! EmilySarah is the bomb.
2) Is zaarwin_devolve popular? He's known and feared worldwide, at this point.
3) Does ericgregory smoke? Nope! One of many endearing things about him.
4) When did you last call breathe_out? Never did. She hasn't posted in, what, like a year, now? It'd be awkward, I think.
5) If liesekins took over the world, who would suffer? Small-minded people, and picky eaters.
6) Does carneiros drink? Yes, but never to excess, that I've observed.
7) What is ericgregory's favorite food? He's one of those "cyclical fixation" type of people. I've known past answers, but I don't know the current one.
8) What would you do if you found out liesegregory has a crush on you? Have a mature sit-down with everyone involved. Explain that I am going on a lengthy sojourn to Antarctica, and I expect everyone to do some serious soul-searching and have this mess taken care of, by the time I get back.
9) What would ladiesfromhell do differently in your shoes? ...probably a lot! This question kind of jams my brain, in fact. I feel like it would mainly be a lot of meditation, introspection, and possibly experimental drug use, while she tried to figure out how the hell she had ended up in this situation, in the first place.
10) Is intoafrica a nerd? to a degree that is endearing, rather than embarrassing.
11) Has hollowrose been to your house/dorm? Not the one I currently live in, but historically, yes.
12) Does mukor do drugs? FUCK YAA, DAT NIGGA SMOKEZ DA CRAYZEE SHIT, MAKE YO' FUCKIN EYEBALLS TURN YELLOW, SON.
13) Would you set up mukor and ladiesfromhell? ...well, putting aside the fact that I suspect no one involved would be okay with this (especially Kate!), I'm going with "No." I think they could be fast friends, but are unlikely to form a romantic attachment.
14) Is breathe_out friends with ladiesfromhell? So far as I am aware, they have never met, and this is unlikely to change, since Shelly lives in Canada.
15) Does liesegregory travel a lot? A fair bit, yeah. She's back 'n' forth to PA, pretty often, and has visited more exotic locales.
16) Is farstrider79 introverted or extroverted? He won the senior superlative for "quietest," back in the day, if that tells you anything.
17) Are pans_syrinx and ericgregory going steady? ILLEGAL FUNCTION CALL.
18) What exotic animal would carneiros like as a pet? I dunno. Are sheep exotic? I mean, they're not, but are they considered exotic PETS?
19) How tall is ladiesfromhell? shorter than me, but since I've had a chronic bout of trouble tracking her down for quite a while now, I'm not certain.
20) Are abulia and theholytree married? ...this explodes my head. Katherine, meet Mary. Mary, meet Katherine. I can't even hazard a GUESS what the two of you will think of each other.
21) Have you flirted with abulia? No, I just fuck her mom.
22) liesegregory's hair color? Blond! ...I know this one!
23) What word best describes intransphonemia? "Quixotic."
24) What video game does pans_syrinx remind you of? Pac Man. She's killer at that game.
25) Does intransphonemia have a dog? Pretty sure not.
26) Is farstrider79 in a relationship? Not last I checked, but he's a smooth operator, so who knows?
27) Does eyeofmazikeen have a big secret? Probably quite a few.
28) Do you have carneiros's screenname? ...what? Isn't "carneiros" her screenname?
29) Could you see hollowrose and eyeofmazikeen together? Assuming they were both up for a little girl-on-girl, sure! I think they'd get along famously.
30) Did letincelle break up with you? No, but her mom copped an attitude with me, the other night, so I had to bust her in the mouth with a roll of quarters.
31) Are intoafrica and letincelle going out? Not unless they're keeping it WAAAAAY on the downlow.
32) What do you agree with hollowrose about? 1) That my sister is a pretty excellent person, 2) that creativity is fun, 3) various musicky, movieish stuff.
33) Where was hogofheaven born? ...good question. How do you know a guy this long, and not know the answer to a thing like that?
34) Is breathe_out a college student? Nope.
35) Is eyeofmazikeen an emo? She seems pretty anti-emo, from what I've observed. Maybe she gets all mopey when I'm not around...
36) What would you do if zaarwin_devolve died? Cry. Attend the funeral. Burn something down, in his honor. Live life harder, so I can tell him about it, when we meet again.
37) What is abulia's favorite movie? I seriously doubt she could pick just one.
38) Where would eyeofmazikeen most like to visit? Dunno. Kate? Over to you.
39) Does liesekins have a crush on carneiros? Well, no, I don't think so, and isn't that just lucky for all of us? AWKWARD.
40) If carneiros was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? THE DISINFORMER, spreading lies and misleading data in support of the status quo.
41) If hogofheaven commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Well, ME, among others. I wouldn't miss that for the world...!
42) What would farstrider79 give hogofheaven for his/her birthday? Probably either a good book, or a servicable bladed weapon.
43) Have you ever dated hollowrose? Despite the best efforts of this quiz, no.
44) Is mukor 1337? He's considerably younger than that.
45) Which of your friends should liesekins go out with? Eric!
46) Is hogofheaven single? Nosirree.
47) Is liesegregory athletic? Moderately so. At least as much as I am!
48) Would you make out with liesekins? ...okay, this shit has to STOP, now.
49) What mental disorder does liesekins remind you of? I suspect that neither of us finds this funny.
50) What is mukor allergic to? poorly-supported arguments.
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1) Do you think hollowrose is hot? Damn betcha! EmilySarah is the bomb.
2) Is zaarwin_devolve popular? He's known and feared worldwide, at this point.
3) Does ericgregory smoke? Nope! One of many endearing things about him.
4) When did you last call breathe_out? Never did. She hasn't posted in, what, like a year, now? It'd be awkward, I think.
5) If liesekins took over the world, who would suffer? Small-minded people, and picky eaters.
6) Does carneiros drink? Yes, but never to excess, that I've observed.
7) What is ericgregory's favorite food? He's one of those "cyclical fixation" type of people. I've known past answers, but I don't know the current one.
8) What would you do if you found out liesegregory has a crush on you? Have a mature sit-down with everyone involved. Explain that I am going on a lengthy sojourn to Antarctica, and I expect everyone to do some serious soul-searching and have this mess taken care of, by the time I get back.
9) What would ladiesfromhell do differently in your shoes? ...probably a lot! This question kind of jams my brain, in fact. I feel like it would mainly be a lot of meditation, introspection, and possibly experimental drug use, while she tried to figure out how the hell she had ended up in this situation, in the first place.
10) Is intoafrica a nerd? to a degree that is endearing, rather than embarrassing.
11) Has hollowrose been to your house/dorm? Not the one I currently live in, but historically, yes.
12) Does mukor do drugs? FUCK YAA, DAT NIGGA SMOKEZ DA CRAYZEE SHIT, MAKE YO' FUCKIN EYEBALLS TURN YELLOW, SON.
13) Would you set up mukor and ladiesfromhell? ...well, putting aside the fact that I suspect no one involved would be okay with this (especially Kate!), I'm going with "No." I think they could be fast friends, but are unlikely to form a romantic attachment.
14) Is breathe_out friends with ladiesfromhell? So far as I am aware, they have never met, and this is unlikely to change, since Shelly lives in Canada.
15) Does liesegregory travel a lot? A fair bit, yeah. She's back 'n' forth to PA, pretty often, and has visited more exotic locales.
16) Is farstrider79 introverted or extroverted? He won the senior superlative for "quietest," back in the day, if that tells you anything.
17) Are pans_syrinx and ericgregory going steady? ILLEGAL FUNCTION CALL.
18) What exotic animal would carneiros like as a pet? I dunno. Are sheep exotic? I mean, they're not, but are they considered exotic PETS?
19) How tall is ladiesfromhell? shorter than me, but since I've had a chronic bout of trouble tracking her down for quite a while now, I'm not certain.
20) Are abulia and theholytree married? ...this explodes my head. Katherine, meet Mary. Mary, meet Katherine. I can't even hazard a GUESS what the two of you will think of each other.
21) Have you flirted with abulia? No, I just fuck her mom.
22) liesegregory's hair color? Blond! ...I know this one!
23) What word best describes intransphonemia? "Quixotic."
24) What video game does pans_syrinx remind you of? Pac Man. She's killer at that game.
25) Does intransphonemia have a dog? Pretty sure not.
26) Is farstrider79 in a relationship? Not last I checked, but he's a smooth operator, so who knows?
27) Does eyeofmazikeen have a big secret? Probably quite a few.
28) Do you have carneiros's screenname? ...what? Isn't "carneiros" her screenname?
29) Could you see hollowrose and eyeofmazikeen together? Assuming they were both up for a little girl-on-girl, sure! I think they'd get along famously.
30) Did letincelle break up with you? No, but her mom copped an attitude with me, the other night, so I had to bust her in the mouth with a roll of quarters.
31) Are intoafrica and letincelle going out? Not unless they're keeping it WAAAAAY on the downlow.
32) What do you agree with hollowrose about? 1) That my sister is a pretty excellent person, 2) that creativity is fun, 3) various musicky, movieish stuff.
33) Where was hogofheaven born? ...good question. How do you know a guy this long, and not know the answer to a thing like that?
34) Is breathe_out a college student? Nope.
35) Is eyeofmazikeen an emo? She seems pretty anti-emo, from what I've observed. Maybe she gets all mopey when I'm not around...
36) What would you do if zaarwin_devolve died? Cry. Attend the funeral. Burn something down, in his honor. Live life harder, so I can tell him about it, when we meet again.
37) What is abulia's favorite movie? I seriously doubt she could pick just one.
38) Where would eyeofmazikeen most like to visit? Dunno. Kate? Over to you.
39) Does liesekins have a crush on carneiros? Well, no, I don't think so, and isn't that just lucky for all of us? AWKWARD.
40) If carneiros was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? THE DISINFORMER, spreading lies and misleading data in support of the status quo.
41) If hogofheaven commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Well, ME, among others. I wouldn't miss that for the world...!
42) What would farstrider79 give hogofheaven for his/her birthday? Probably either a good book, or a servicable bladed weapon.
43) Have you ever dated hollowrose? Despite the best efforts of this quiz, no.
44) Is mukor 1337? He's considerably younger than that.
45) Which of your friends should liesekins go out with? Eric!
46) Is hogofheaven single? Nosirree.
47) Is liesegregory athletic? Moderately so. At least as much as I am!
48) Would you make out with liesekins? ...okay, this shit has to STOP, now.
49) What mental disorder does liesekins remind you of? I suspect that neither of us finds this funny.
50) What is mukor allergic to? poorly-supported arguments.