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[grahamtheman]

3 BLOODY MONTHS!

Three months detention! THREE MONTHS. It's unjust! Unjust, I say! And everyone's talking about me, like it was just me. Cassius was there too. But everyone's blaming it on Pritchard, cause he's the one that always gets in trouble. You can't grow weed in the greenhouse, Mister Pritchard. You can't wear a shirt that says "suck me,"

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[wackyabigail]

Do you still have the shirt?

[grahamtheman]

What?

[wackyabigail]

The Aforementioned Shirt of Perversion.

[grahamtheman]

Oh. Yeah.

Why?

And who the hell are you?

[wackyabigail]

I need to make a scarecrow. I think it would be funny if said scarecrow was wearing your shirt.

Abigail. Your sister was in my house. She told me to keep out of her makeup, once. But it was necessary that I put lipstick on Zacharias while he slept. Anyway, that is how I know who you are. Can I borrow the shirt?

[grahamtheman]

Oh.

.. Whatever. Fine. If you want. Make sure to clean it.

[wackyabigail]

Wonderous! My scarecrow shall be the best in all the land, now that it has a "suck me" shirt.

I will name him Carlos.

[grahamtheman]

...

Great. Look, I've got a Charms test tomorrow, Adeline. Bye. I'll just leave the shirt with one of your housemates or something.

[wackyabigail]

ABIGAIL.

Okay.