I am, as always, an asshole
coco_b and I went to the Hippie Mart (tm) to pick up dinner tonight and as we were walking in an employee was setting up a display of Crocs, otherwise known as "the most unattractive shoes of modern times". Corinna remarked at how high their price was, and I commented that they should pay you to wear them since they make you look like a complete douchebag.
It was at this point that I noticed that the customer two feet in front of us was wearing Crocs.