Worldhopping practice

Mar 26, 2008 07:49

Well, I've managed to get to every room in the house without too much of an issue. ("Landing" appears to lack finesse. I need finesse.)

Started working outside, now. So far I've landed in the river, the mud pit, the ...other pit and finally reached the garden (which was where I wanted to go, in the first place ( Read more... )

ddd, maes hughes, ic, worldhopping

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major_elric March 26 2008, 17:08:18 UTC
What the hell are you doing?

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graficmemory March 26 2008, 23:18:36 UTC
I'm practicing the ancient art of teleporting. World hopping, lad!

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major_elric March 26 2008, 23:27:59 UTC
What do you mean world hopping! What the fuck did you do? Are you crazy! You're going to get yourself killed! Again!!!

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graficmemory March 26 2008, 23:46:55 UTC
Well, actually it's more room hopping more than anything else. Tried it outside, landed in a manure pile across town.

You always said I was crazy, Eddie~

I'm not going to die. And all I did was slaughter the winter cow. Apollo granted me this watch and, well, I have nothing better to do and it seems as if it works!

I just need to perfect the finesse of landing though. I should do something spectacular! Or...try to. I mean, it's not like I can pop up in the middle of a public square, or anything.

Mmmm, I'll have to get an index of bathrooms, or something....

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major_elric March 27 2008, 00:06:45 UTC
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Apollo gave you magic power? Thats gross Maes.

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graficmemory March 27 2008, 00:10:06 UTC
More like a charm. It's a pocketwatch~ So HA. Mine is better than yours~ ♥

Gross is putting it lightly. It was disgusting!

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major_elric March 27 2008, 00:18:46 UTC
So you have a magic teleporting pocket watch because you killed a cow and did a little dance...

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graficmemory March 27 2008, 00:23:26 UTC
Yeah! Cool huh?

Oh, Ed... stop sulking. You make it sound like it's a bad thing~

I can think of a dozen and a half reasons why this isn't half bad. Surprise birthday parties, for one. That would be awesome, and no need to ruin a perfectly good cake!

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major_elric March 27 2008, 00:26:53 UTC
I'm not sulking! I just remember a time when life made fucking sense! Shit, Maes! How does it even work? What's being sacrificed? And don't say the fucking cow!

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graficmemory March 27 2008, 00:31:00 UTC
The cow was doing nothing of the sort when I sacrificed it. Hmmph.

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I can't save the world as I know it with this thing. I must use my powers for good and not for selfish betterment of the country! Basically, I can go hither and thither, but I can't really do anything constructive.

And when was the last time the world made sense to you, Mr. I was stuck in an alternate reality for two years while my brother was looking for me. After he'd been turned back to a human from being in an empty suit of armor for years.

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[Locked] major_elric March 27 2008, 00:37:49 UTC
Don't you fucking dare. I know exactly how he lost his body, how his soul was bound the that armor, and how he got his body back. It was all done by MY hand and MY sacrifices. It still fucking made sense!

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[Locked] graficmemory March 27 2008, 00:43:49 UTC
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Ed...

Easy, man. Look, I'm not going to do anything stupid. I doubt I'm even going to go beyond the country!

Others can do this. They really don't have an explanation, either. I'm not going anywhere, Ed.

Have a little bit of faith.

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[Locked] major_elric March 27 2008, 01:09:58 UTC
You know I've never been able to put my faith in something I couldn't understand.

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[Locked] graficmemory March 27 2008, 01:11:07 UTC
Well, either you understand me, or you're breaking the mold.

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Re: [Locked] major_elric March 27 2008, 01:47:21 UTC
If you get hurt I'm going to kill you myself.

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[Locked] graficmemory March 27 2008, 01:54:35 UTC
If I get hurt, you can kill me yourself. I'd pinky swear, but you're not here~ But I doubt I'll be getting hurt by this.

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