Poisoning Pigoens in the Park

[graffitoberg]

Ladies and gents, California has had enough! Can you blame them? Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?

Hey, at least they don't have to deal with Vampire Peacocks. Its a good thing we have a few serious vampire hunters here in NYC. I mean who wants to be a peacock thrall? Its pretty debasing.

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[graffitoberg]

oh would you prefer "I haven't been getting enough sleep at night. I try to go to sleep but I just sit there and watch my AC unit spew little bits of black foam. I don't know where it found a seemingly inexhaustable supply of black foam, but it did. my bedroom is covered in the shit now and I've developed this hacking cough"? or how about "I asked her out last night and at least this time she didn't laugh in my face. She just looked at me with her big wet eyes for a moment and then walked away. She still hasn't found the camera I hid in her bathroom"? ooh or maybe "I got another baby for Winky last night, but he didn't finish the whole thing. I hope he's not sick!" Is that the kind of thing you like to see?

seriously though you are right. I'd been away for so long I felt I needed to post something to prove I wasn't dead, and this was the first thing that came to mind. Can you blame me for finding it just a little fascinating that the human race has the capability force an entire unwitting population to take birth control medicine? Where's my Soma? Where's my jetpack?

[uber_minion]

Teeth or not, that baby vs. cobra stuff is just wrong. I can't un-watch it. XP

...and what's this about a camera in my bathroom?

[graffitoberg]

uh... ha ha! funny joke! there's no camera in your bathroom. Ha! Of course not. No need to look for one because theres nothing to find! Especially not in your showerhead. No way are those holes big enough to get a panoramic shot! Ha! What a kidder, me. Whew.