Dec 04, 2005 17:55
You Know You're From Milwaukee When...
You've been to the Rep and
could smell beer, brats, and kraut. You drive around with little Green
Bay Packers flags on your car. You and your friends spend all day
Sunday drinking at the bar, bashing the Cubs. You don't know that
Schlitz, Blatz, and Pabst aren't brewed in Milwaukee anymore You know
people who have tied dead animals to the hoods of their cars. You know
what a "Supper Club" is. You've eaten beer, brats, and kraut for
breakfast. You think "The Safe House" is better than Disneyworld. You
won't let a car from out of state go faster than you. You call Air
Force Ones Dookies. No matter where you go you see the Jesus Car - and
can't understand what's coming out the speakers. You cruised Hwy 100 or
Sherman Ave. To you, Martin Luther King Drive is still 3rd St. and Cesar
Chavez Drive is still 16th St. You know/use the term
'bubbler'. You actually get these jokes and pass
them on to other friends from Milwaukee. .
..oh great they talked about the jesus car!
You Know You're From Wisconsin When...
You
can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else. You own at least
one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme. You
can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls,
Waukesha, and La Crosse, Fond du Lac. You can correctly spell
Milwaukee. You know what "bubbler" means. At least one of your family
members works / worked in a cheese factory. A holstein cow outside of
Wisconsin makes you miss home. You can taste the difference between
apples grown up north and the ones that you can buy in the south. When
talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we". When the
weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a
jacket instead of a sweatshirt. The family gets together every week for
fish fry at the local pub. You know what a brat is, and they're at
every outdoor event that your family has ever had. You know how to make
a very good sled out of normal household items. Your love you outdoor
pool because of how it doubles as an ice skating area during the
winter. You can tell the difference between the smell of cow manure and
pig manure. You have watched Fargo and not noticed an accent. You drive
around with the air conditioning on until it hits 30 degrees, because
it just was so darn hot outside. The local paper needs 6 pages to cover
the Packers... in July! Your best shirt has a big letter G on it.
You've said "Of course they'll win. They're God's team." You think it's
nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50. You family owns a
"winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr. You
put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak. You live in a house
that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground. You
think everyone from south of Madison has an accent. You can identify a
Michigan accent. Down South to you means Chicago. Traveling coast to
coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee. You can make sense out of
the words "upnort" and "Trivers". You have to go to Florida to get a
tan in August. You consider Madison exotic. You can visit Luxemburg,
Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one
afternoon. You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving.
You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat. At least
twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant or
cannery. You know what to do with a Blatz. You don't have a coughing
fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bucky the Badger hangs on your
Christmas tree even if you didn't go to University of Wisconsinm
Madison. You're a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it. You
can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentence You hear someone use
the words "uff-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable
laughter. Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.
Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your
blue spruce. You know how to polka. You own a cheesehead. You have cow
pharaphenilia around your house, including your pajama pants. You know
what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away. You think of the major
four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with
marshmallows. FFA was the most popular club in high school. You have
eaten a cow pie at the State Fair. There was at least one kid in your
class who had to help milk cows in the morning. Country Kitchen is the
place to meet after the party. You have ever seen or played in a "broom
ball" game. You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German
Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above. You or someone you
know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair. You can't be friends with
a Vikings fan. Your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown
cows. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends
from Wisconsin.
*got from jamie!* these are soo true, for the most part. lmao!