Monsieur Gopher-Gutter (note: to be read in a poncy French accent)
You should be delighted-not many blokes could convince me to freeze me balls off watching bleedin’ stars. And don’t say that. I’m going to make you fail your NEWTs on purpose so you don’t leave :-(
And I’m not concerned with your nads. The fact that you have to talk about them CLEARLY means you’re overcompensating. Mr. Tough Guy, eh? The one who’s too much of a woofter to go swimming?
Ouch. It’d be embarrassing to snug me? Well, you sure know how to win a bird’s heart. Grady, where would you be without me? Off telling some girl that ye fancy her- and then saying ‘oh, I can’t touch ya in public. It’s embarrassing.’ That’s really not how you go about it.
I’ll push you in the lake if you fall asleep. The water’ll wake ya up.
Shall I go ask Trefor about them? Oh right, I forgot. What happens in the dorm stays in the dorm. My bad! Anyways, at least you don’t smell like fish. That has to be a plus in your favor!
Extra Large Cooties, Char
P.S. The extra large cooties are for my soul mate, Filchy-poo. Not you.
You should be delighted-not many blokes could convince me to freeze me balls off watching bleedin’ stars. And don’t say that. I’m going to make you fail your NEWTs on purpose so you don’t leave :-(
And I’m not concerned with your nads. The fact that you have to talk about them CLEARLY means you’re overcompensating. Mr. Tough Guy, eh? The one who’s too much of a woofter to go swimming?
Ouch. It’d be embarrassing to snug me? Well, you sure know how to win a bird’s heart. Grady, where would you be without me? Off telling some girl that ye fancy her- and then saying ‘oh, I can’t touch ya in public. It’s embarrassing.’ That’s really not how you go about it.
I’ll push you in the lake if you fall asleep. The water’ll wake ya up.
Shall I go ask Trefor about them? Oh right, I forgot. What happens in the dorm stays in the dorm. My bad! Anyways, at least you don’t smell like fish. That has to be a plus in your favor!
Extra Large Cooties,
Char
P.S. The extra large cooties are for my soul mate, Filchy-poo. Not you.
((*waves OTP flag* XD))
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