You have all my sympathy. Now I'm picturing you kicking back and lounging in my brain while drinking a beer and reading the back issues of Play Girl. Maybe I should clean around here. Hm.
He mentally undresses you nearly as much as me.
One day, we should have a discussion about the things I really, really don't need to know. Eric mentally undressing me definitely falls under that category. Now I feel used and unclean.
I think it should be okay to tell them both that, since I did, in fact, have openings in his department.
Sarah would be totally indignant, I hope you realize that. And Sean... hmm. He doesn't talk much around me, he's afraid to catch the gay cooties, but still. He'd probably be wounded to the depth of his little British soul. He doesn't seem like the type to appreciate it either.
Did you just do a smiley? Where in the world did you learn that? >:-)
I don't want you to get a haircut. But if you insist you need one, let me go with you so you dont get it too short.
Give it two more years and it will hit the middle of my back. No way in hell. You can come, as long as you don't scare the poor hairdresser by hovering over her shoulder and looking ferocious. I know you.
I don't want you to get a haircut. But if you insist you need one, let me go with you so you dont get it too short.
*ducks my head, blushes*
She needs a car. And I can make it non-refundable.
Husband. In a battle of will between you and Sarah, Sarah will win. You're wasting your time.
Do you really want a pool?
Well, it would be nice. It's not a life and death thing. I like swimming better than I like doing weights (evilevilevil), so. And it would make nice parties, as long as the guests don't fall into the pool because they're too drunk. Mind you, I have no idea how complicated it is to include in an existing house, so.
Let me put it this way, I was more social than he is when you first met me.
Well, you don't have a collection of human skulls lined up on your desk either. Or so the rumour goes. *smirks* They really, really hate him, it's kind of amusing. Maybe he just needs to get laid.
Well it was just an idea. Trying to think of what I'd like to do for your birthday. You can make a list, if you'd rather.
It's like having to make wishes the genie will grant you, how am I supposed to know where to start? You pretty much gave me everything I ever wanted, really.
You have all my sympathy. Now I'm picturing you kicking back and lounging in my brain while drinking a beer and reading the back issues of Play Girl. Maybe I should clean around here. Hm.
I can't imagine doing that kicking back thing to look at naked men magazines. I'd much rather look at pictures of you. As for cleaning, I keep in more than fairly clean. It's just cleaning up after you that gets a bit much. You might try cleaning up that glorified closet of a room of yours.
One day, we should have a discussion about the things I really, really don't need to know. Eric mentally undressing me definitely falls under that category. Now I feel used and unclean.
*chuckles* you were just going on about how he's only interested in me. I just told you he isn't. I don't see what the problem is.
Sarah would be totally indignant, I hope you realize that. And Sean... hmm. He doesn't talk much around me, he's afraid to catch the gay cooties, but still. He'd probably be wounded to the depth of his little British soul. He doesn't seem like the type to appreciate it either.
Well I'm not exactly planning to offer up the information. It's a moot point in any regard. I had positions available and I offered him one. End of discussion.
Did you just do a smiley? Where in the world did you learn that? >:-)
:P Yes, I did a smiley. Two of my office admins have been putting them in their inner office emails to me. I'm learning.
Give it two more years and it will hit the middle of my back. No way in hell. You can come, as long as you don't scare the poor hairdresser by hovering over her shoulder and looking ferocious. I know you.
I'm not going to scare them. I just don't want them to cut it all off.
*ducks my head, blushes*
*stares* you're so gorgeous
Husband. In a battle of will between you and Sarah, Sarah will win. You're wasting your time.
If that were true, I wouldn't have been able to pay her for her work the last time I paid her. I won then, and I'll win now.
Well, it would be nice. It's not a life and death thing. I like swimming better than I like doing weights (evilevilevil), so. And it would make nice parties, as long as the guests don't fall into the pool because they're too drunk. Mind you, I have no idea how complicated it is to include in an existing house, so.
I think that would all depend on whether you want an indoor pool, or outdoor.
Well, you don't have a collection of human skulls lined up on your desk either. Or so the rumour goes. *smirks* They really, really hate him, it's kind of amusing. Maybe he just needs to get laid.
That might just be the case. Then again, I think he brought someone home with him the night before the last time I saw him, though I've no clue exactly what he did with said someone.
It's like having to make wishes the genie will grant you, how am I supposed to know where to start? You pretty much gave me everything I ever wanted, really.
I really have no idea Karl. I just see you get excited about something and try to keep that in mind for the next holiday.
Ask Orlando for that one. He keeps taking naked pictures of everyone.
It's just cleaning up after you that gets a bit much. You might try cleaning up that glorified closet of a room of yours.
But I'm sleeping with you all the time love. In fact, I've always slept with you, even when I thought I was only a nightstand. *looks at you innocently* I don't really have a room of mine.
I don't see what the problem is.
We're talking about Eric Bana here. I could go on and on about what the problem is exactly.
:P Yes, I did a smiley.
Heee. That's just too goddamn cute.
I'm not going to scare them. I just don't want them to cut it all off.
Did you ever see pictures of me with short hair?
If that were true, I wouldn't have been able to pay her for her work the last time I paid her. I won then, and I'll win now.
Yeah, but you did pay her for some work that she did. That's very different from giving her a very expensive gift out of the blue. You're going to lose. She'll hurt you if you even mention it.
I think that would all depend on whether you want an indoor pool, or outdoor.
Well, indoor. But if it's too complicated, I can use the one at the university, really.
I think he brought someone home with him the night before the last time I saw him, though I've no clue exactly what he did with said someone.
They probably fucked, love. *ponders that one* I guess he's not bad looking, that's probably the only reason he manages to get laid.
I really have no idea Karl. I just see you get excited about something and try to keep that in mind for the next holiday.
It'd be nice to see more of the world. I don't know.
Ask Orlando for that one. He keeps taking naked pictures of everyone.
Yes. He has given me copies of the ones with you and the other blokes. He also gave me a lot of pictures of your chest. I love those.
But I'm sleeping with you all the time love. In fact, I've always slept with you, even when I thought I was only a nightstand. *looks at you innocently* I don't really have a room of mine.
I called it your closet for a reason. You know, the room that was designated yours that is just full of your crap that you have thrown all over in it? That's the mess I was thinking you could actually clean up.
We're talking about Eric Bana here. I could go on and on about what the problem is exactly.
*Waits for you to clarify*
Heee. That's just too goddamn cute.
I've been living back in civilization for two years love. Did you expect me to remain a caveman forever?
Did you ever see pictures of me with short hair?
How short? Your mom showed me pictures of you growing up.
Yeah, but you did pay her for some work that she did. That's very different from giving her a very expensive gift out of the blue. You're going to lose. She'll hurt you if you even mention it.
I don't plan on mentioning it. And it isn't a contest. I'll get her what I feel like getting her.
Well, indoor. But if it's too complicated, I can use the one at the university, really.
I'll have the architect look into some way to deal with that.
They probably fucked, love. *ponders that one* I guess he's not bad looking, that's probably the only reason he manages to get laid.
I suspect he finds men that only want sex. There are a lot of those out there.
It'd be nice to see more of the world. I don't know.
Well then we can see more of the world. Did you have certain places you were considering?
He also gave me a lot of pictures of your chest. I love those.
*looks down at myself* It's really not as impressive as your chest, which I could lick for hours.
That's the mess I was thinking you could actually clean up.
Do you really want me to waste the week-end working on it, while I could be spending the whole day with you? Think about it. It's not really worth it.
*Waits for you to clarify*
*grits my teeth* The fucker has a gorgeous body but he has a rotten personality. Something wrong there.
I've been living back in civilization for two years love. Did you expect me to remain a caveman forever?
*shrugs* I wouldn't mind. I fell in love with you anyway.
How short? Your mom showed me pictures of you growing up.
I had it shaved one summer. *smirks* There's a chapter in the mom manual about showing embarrassing pictures of your kids to their new boyfriend/girlfriend, isn't there? I could have lived without the baby pictures.
I suspect he finds men that only want sex. There are a lot of those out there.
You probably shouldn't speculate about your employees private life, you know.
Did you have certain places you were considering?
Egypt. Greece. Italy (we have to see Rome.) Ireland. Old places with lot of history. *nods a lot* Oh, I want to see Japan too. And China.
*looks down at myself* It's really not as impressive as your chest, which I could lick for hours.
I love your chest. And I love my toy as well *ponders playing with said toy soon*
Do you really want me to waste the week-end working on it, while I could be spending the whole day with you? Think about it. It's not really worth it.
Not the whole weekend, no. You could, for example, clean some of it while I'm making lunch, or dinner.
*grits my teeth* The fucker has a gorgeous body but he has a rotten personality. Something wrong there.
I haven't delved into his brain or anything love. That would require the aya and I'm not certain I want to have him do that with us present. You know what that almost did to Sarah. I do know he's got issues.
*shrugs* I wouldn't mind. I fell in love with you anyway.
And miss out on the smileys? :)
I had it shaved one summer. *smirks* There's a chapter in the mom manual about showing embarrassing pictures of your kids to their new boyfriend/girlfriend, isn't there? I could have lived without the baby pictures.
They were positively adorable. And dont you ever dare do that with your hair again. I would be in mourning...or something. What would I hold on to?
You probably shouldn't speculate about your employees private life, you know.
:) I dont really have to. He was thinking about what he'd been up to the night before.
Egypt. Greece. Italy (we have to see Rome.) Ireland. Old places with lot of history. *nods a lot* Oh, I want to see Japan too. And China.
Hmmm, okay. I've been to Egypt, it's very interesting. Though I don't like how civilzation has been allowed to but right up against a bunch of the pyramids. Ireland is really nice as well. There's definitely more than one trip in that list. We can tackle a couple over the spring break, if you'd like?
And I love my toy as well *ponders playing with said toy soon*
*squirms*
You could, for example, clean some of it while I'm making lunch, or dinner.
But love, you know you need my help with dinner. I have to sit there and look pretty. What would you do without me?
I do know he's got issues.
Drink the aya with him and we'll have an orgy on our hands, love.
And miss out on the smileys? :)
I think I need to thoroughly shag you right now.
And dont you ever dare do that with your hair again.
It was fashionable that year, you know. Nothing wrong with it, it saves a ton of times and... *trails off when I can just imagine the look on your face* Right.
:) I dont really have to. He was thinking about what he'd been up to the night before.
*giggles* He probably wasn't expecting you to pick up on it, love.
We can tackle a couple over the spring break, if you'd like?
Oh, we can take it one country at a time, really. We have years to go around the world, after all.
But love, you know you need my help with dinner. I have to sit there and look pretty. What would you do without me?
Well, I suspect I'd have to deal with myself, all lonely in the kitchen while you slave away in your room. I'll manage somehow.
Drink the aya with him and we'll have an orgy on our hands, love.
Only if you want to Karl. I won't touch anyone else otherwise.
I think I need to thoroughly shag you right now.
Really? You think?
It was fashionable that year, you know. Nothing wrong with it, it saves a ton of time and... *trails off when I can just imagine the look on your face* Right.
*ponders pulling on your curls, is practically moaning* I love your hair
*giggles* He probably wasn't expecting you to pick up on it, love.
He likes to pretend my knowing things is just coincidence.
Oh, we can take it one country at a time, really. We have years to go around the world, after all.
Well alright. Which would you like to see in spring then?
I could find much better uses for your mouth, yes.
... So could I
I only said that because you had a broken arm, it won't happen again! *huff*
Okay. Well I don't mind doing all the cleaning.
Fire him, then.
The real world doesn't work that way love. You can't fire a person because you don't like them. I'd have to have some actionable reason to fire him. I've heard he is actually a good teacher, though a complete hard nose.
I should probably be nice and help you. Sometimes. On the week-ends. *squirms*
Don't bother Karl. I've managed for nearly two years keeping up with you, my lab, my school work, the nursury, my office and our finances--why change what works?
Now you actually got me tempted to take one of his course, just for the kick of it.
You have all my sympathy. Now I'm picturing you kicking back and lounging in my brain while drinking a beer and reading the back issues of Play Girl. Maybe I should clean around here. Hm.
He mentally undresses you nearly as much as me.
One day, we should have a discussion about the things I really, really don't need to know. Eric mentally undressing me definitely falls under that category. Now I feel used and unclean.
I think it should be okay to tell them both that, since I did, in fact, have openings in his department.
Sarah would be totally indignant, I hope you realize that. And Sean... hmm. He doesn't talk much around me, he's afraid to catch the gay cooties, but still. He'd probably be wounded to the depth of his little British soul. He doesn't seem like the type to appreciate it either.
Did you just do a smiley? Where in the world did you learn that? >:-)
I don't want you to get a haircut. But if you insist you need one, let me go with you so you dont get it too short.
Give it two more years and it will hit the middle of my back. No way in hell. You can come, as long as you don't scare the poor hairdresser by hovering over her shoulder and looking ferocious. I know you.
I don't want you to get a haircut. But if you insist you need one, let me go with you so you dont get it too short.
*ducks my head, blushes*
She needs a car. And I can make it non-refundable.
Husband. In a battle of will between you and Sarah, Sarah will win. You're wasting your time.
Do you really want a pool?
Well, it would be nice. It's not a life and death thing. I like swimming better than I like doing weights (evilevilevil), so. And it would make nice parties, as long as the guests don't fall into the pool because they're too drunk. Mind you, I have no idea how complicated it is to include in an existing house, so.
Let me put it this way, I was more social than he is when you first met me.
Well, you don't have a collection of human skulls lined up on your desk either. Or so the rumour goes. *smirks* They really, really hate him, it's kind of amusing.
Maybe he just needs to get laid.
Well it was just an idea. Trying to think of what I'd like to do for your birthday. You can make a list, if you'd rather.
It's like having to make wishes the genie will grant you, how am I supposed to know where to start? You pretty much gave me everything I ever wanted, really.
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I can't imagine doing that kicking back thing to look at naked men magazines. I'd much rather look at pictures of you. As for cleaning, I keep in more than fairly clean. It's just cleaning up after you that gets a bit much. You might try cleaning up that glorified closet of a room of yours.
One day, we should have a discussion about the things I really, really don't need to know. Eric mentally undressing me definitely falls under that category. Now I feel used and unclean.
*chuckles* you were just going on about how he's only interested in me. I just told you he isn't. I don't see what the problem is.
Sarah would be totally indignant, I hope you realize that. And Sean... hmm. He doesn't talk much around me, he's afraid to catch the gay cooties, but still. He'd probably be wounded to the depth of his little British soul. He doesn't seem like the type to appreciate it either.
Well I'm not exactly planning to offer up the information. It's a moot point in any regard. I had positions available and I offered him one. End of discussion.
Did you just do a smiley? Where in the world did you learn that? >:-)
:P Yes, I did a smiley. Two of my office admins have been putting them in their inner office emails to me. I'm learning.
Give it two more years and it will hit the middle of my back. No way in hell. You can come, as long as you don't scare the poor hairdresser by hovering over her shoulder and looking ferocious. I know you.
I'm not going to scare them. I just don't want them to cut it all off.
*ducks my head, blushes*
*stares* you're so gorgeous
Husband. In a battle of will between you and Sarah, Sarah will win. You're wasting your time.
If that were true, I wouldn't have been able to pay her for her work the last time I paid her. I won then, and I'll win now.
Well, it would be nice. It's not a life and death thing. I like swimming better than I like doing weights (evilevilevil), so. And it would make nice parties, as long as the guests don't fall into the pool because they're too drunk. Mind you, I have no idea how complicated it is to include in an existing house, so.
I think that would all depend on whether you want an indoor pool, or outdoor.
Well, you don't have a collection of human skulls lined up on your desk either. Or so the rumour goes. *smirks* They really, really hate him, it's kind of amusing.
Maybe he just needs to get laid.
That might just be the case. Then again, I think he brought someone home with him the night before the last time I saw him, though I've no clue exactly what he did with said someone.
It's like having to make wishes the genie will grant you, how am I supposed to know where to start? You pretty much gave me everything I ever wanted, really.
I really have no idea Karl. I just see you get excited about something and try to keep that in mind for the next holiday.
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Ask Orlando for that one. He keeps taking naked pictures of everyone.
It's just cleaning up after you that gets a bit much. You might try cleaning up that glorified closet of a room of yours.
But I'm sleeping with you all the time love. In fact, I've always slept with you, even when I thought I was only a nightstand. *looks at you innocently* I don't really have a room of mine.
I don't see what the problem is.
We're talking about Eric Bana here. I could go on and on about what the problem is exactly.
:P Yes, I did a smiley.
Heee. That's just too goddamn cute.
I'm not going to scare them. I just don't want them to cut it all off.
Did you ever see pictures of me with short hair?
If that were true, I wouldn't have been able to pay her for her work the last time I paid her. I won then, and I'll win now.
Yeah, but you did pay her for some work that she did. That's very different from giving her a very expensive gift out of the blue. You're going to lose. She'll hurt you if you even mention it.
I think that would all depend on whether you want an indoor pool, or outdoor.
Well, indoor. But if it's too complicated, I can use the one at the university, really.
I think he brought someone home with him the night before the last time I saw him, though I've no clue exactly what he did with said someone.
They probably fucked, love. *ponders that one* I guess he's not bad looking, that's probably the only reason he manages to get laid.
I really have no idea Karl. I just see you get excited about something and try to keep that in mind for the next holiday.
It'd be nice to see more of the world. I don't know.
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Yes. He has given me copies of the ones with you and the other blokes. He also gave me a lot of pictures of your chest. I love those.
But I'm sleeping with you all the time love. In fact, I've always slept with you, even when I thought I was only a nightstand. *looks at you innocently* I don't really have a room of mine.
I called it your closet for a reason. You know, the room that was designated yours that is just full of your crap that you have thrown all over in it? That's the mess I was thinking you could actually clean up.
We're talking about Eric Bana here. I could go on and on about what the problem is exactly.
*Waits for you to clarify*
Heee. That's just too goddamn cute.
I've been living back in civilization for two years love. Did you expect me to remain a caveman forever?
Did you ever see pictures of me with short hair?
How short? Your mom showed me pictures of you growing up.
Yeah, but you did pay her for some work that she did. That's very different from giving her a very expensive gift out of the blue. You're going to lose. She'll hurt you if you even mention it.
I don't plan on mentioning it. And it isn't a contest. I'll get her what I feel like getting her.
Well, indoor. But if it's too complicated, I can use the one at the university, really.
I'll have the architect look into some way to deal with that.
They probably fucked, love. *ponders that one* I guess he's not bad looking, that's probably the only reason he manages to get laid.
I suspect he finds men that only want sex. There are a lot of those out there.
It'd be nice to see more of the world. I don't know.
Well then we can see more of the world. Did you have certain places you were considering?
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*looks down at myself* It's really not as impressive as your chest, which I could lick for hours.
That's the mess I was thinking you could actually clean up.
Do you really want me to waste the week-end working on it, while I could be spending the whole day with you? Think about it. It's not really worth it.
*Waits for you to clarify*
*grits my teeth* The fucker has a gorgeous body but he has a rotten personality. Something wrong there.
I've been living back in civilization for two years love. Did you expect me to remain a caveman forever?
*shrugs* I wouldn't mind. I fell in love with you anyway.
How short? Your mom showed me pictures of you growing up.
I had it shaved one summer. *smirks*
There's a chapter in the mom manual about showing embarrassing pictures of your kids to their new boyfriend/girlfriend, isn't there? I could have lived without the baby pictures.
I suspect he finds men that only want sex. There are a lot of those out there.
You probably shouldn't speculate about your employees private life, you know.
Did you have certain places you were considering?
Egypt. Greece. Italy (we have to see Rome.) Ireland. Old places with lot of history. *nods a lot* Oh, I want to see Japan too. And China.
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I love your chest. And I love my toy as well *ponders playing with said toy soon*
Do you really want me to waste the week-end working on it, while I could be spending the whole day with you? Think about it. It's not really worth it.
Not the whole weekend, no. You could, for example, clean some of it while I'm making lunch, or dinner.
*grits my teeth* The fucker has a gorgeous body but he has a rotten personality. Something wrong there.
I haven't delved into his brain or anything love. That would require the aya and I'm not certain I want to have him do that with us present. You know what that almost did to Sarah. I do know he's got issues.
*shrugs* I wouldn't mind. I fell in love with you anyway.
And miss out on the smileys? :)
I had it shaved one summer. *smirks* There's a chapter in the mom manual about showing embarrassing pictures of your kids to their new boyfriend/girlfriend, isn't there? I could have lived without the baby pictures.
They were positively adorable. And dont you ever dare do that with your hair again. I would be in mourning...or something. What would I hold on to?
You probably shouldn't speculate about your employees private life, you know.
:) I dont really have to. He was thinking about what he'd been up to the night before.
Egypt. Greece. Italy (we have to see Rome.) Ireland. Old places with lot of history. *nods a lot* Oh, I want to see Japan too. And China.
Hmmm, okay. I've been to Egypt, it's very interesting. Though I don't like how civilzation has been allowed to but right up against a bunch of the pyramids. Ireland is really nice as well. There's definitely more than one trip in that list. We can tackle a couple over the spring break, if you'd like?
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*squirms*
You could, for example, clean some of it while I'm making lunch, or dinner.
But love, you know you need my help with dinner. I have to sit there and look pretty. What would you do without me?
I do know he's got issues.
Drink the aya with him and we'll have an orgy on our hands, love.
And miss out on the smileys? :)
I think I need to thoroughly shag you right now.
And dont you ever dare do that with your hair again.
It was fashionable that year, you know. Nothing wrong with it, it saves a ton of times and... *trails off when I can just imagine the look on your face* Right.
:) I dont really have to. He was thinking about what he'd been up to the night before.
*giggles* He probably wasn't expecting you to pick up on it, love.
We can tackle a couple over the spring break, if you'd like?
Oh, we can take it one country at a time, really. We have years to go around the world, after all.
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Well, I suspect I'd have to deal with myself, all lonely in the kitchen while you slave away in your room. I'll manage somehow.
Drink the aya with him and we'll have an orgy on our hands, love.
Only if you want to Karl. I won't touch anyone else otherwise.
I think I need to thoroughly shag you right now.
Really? You think?
It was fashionable that year, you know. Nothing wrong with it, it saves a ton of time and... *trails off when I can just imagine the look on your face* Right.
*ponders pulling on your curls, is practically moaning* I love your hair
*giggles* He probably wasn't expecting you to pick up on it, love.
He likes to pretend my knowing things is just coincidence.
Oh, we can take it one country at a time, really. We have years to go around the world, after all.
Well alright. Which would you like to see in spring then?
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You know, I'm kind of detecting sarcasm here, Marton. *plans to distract you with lot of sex*
Really? You think?
I'm sure. *firm voice* You're thinking of making me clean, which is evil.
He likes to pretend my knowing things is just coincidence.
Well, it IS a bit of a shock, love. Maybe you're being too hard on the poor guy. *snickers*
Well alright. Which would you like to see in spring then?
I don't know. Surprise me.
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:o ....well, that'd shut me up then, wouldn't it?
I'm sure. *firm voice* You're thinking of making me clean, which is evil.
Well, you're the one suggested cleaning the house *prefers the sex thing too*
Well, it IS a bit of a shock, love. Maybe you're being too hard on the poor guy. *snickers*
Ummm *blinks* nope. I don't think so. He's just a prick.
I don't know. Surprise me.
:) okay. I'll do that then.
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I could find much better uses for your mouth, yes.
Well, you're the one suggested cleaning the house *prefers the sex thing too*
I only said that because you had a broken arm, it won't happen again! *huff*
Ummm *blinks* nope. I don't think so. He's just a prick.
Fire him, then.
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... So could I
I only said that because you had a broken arm, it won't happen again! *huff*
Okay. Well I don't mind doing all the cleaning.
Fire him, then.
The real world doesn't work that way love. You can't fire a person because you don't like them. I'd have to have some actionable reason to fire him. I've heard he is actually a good teacher, though a complete hard nose.
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I should probably be nice and help you. Sometimes. On the week-ends. *squirms*
I've heard he is actually a good teacher, though a complete hard nose.
Now you actually got me tempted to take one of his course, just for the kick of it.
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Don't bother Karl. I've managed for nearly two years keeping up with you, my lab, my school work, the nursury, my office and our finances--why change what works?
Now you actually got me tempted to take one of his course, just for the kick of it.
I'm auditing one of his courses next term.
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Well, it does sound a bit selfish. I promise I won't attempt to do laundry ever again.
I'm auditing one of his courses next term.
*snickers* You think we'll scare him off if we both show up?
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