Love, I told my mother. I tell her many things and she heavily edits it for my dad's ears. It's always been that way. She always knew a lot of the shit that I was up to that my dad never heard about or even suspected. She's insane, but not stupid.
Well I would be happy to stand in front of your dad and tell him I'm your husband.
She said that since you're rich, you should pay for her ticket to come visit me. There are reasons I love her. *smirks*
I just called the ticket agent and arranged a first class, round trip, open ended ticket for her. I will call her tonight and let her know.
I was too busy having an epic battle with you about buying me a computer to notice the clean and serviceable aspect of the office. So yeah.
Honey, you already had one computer in there, I didn't see the reason why you need a second one.
...If something comes back to me, I can always post it in my journal, how's that? Besides, my life is just so damn boring compared to yours. I have interesting sex stories (that'd probably just make you cringe) and interesting insanity stories (that'd make you cringe too, for that matter), but that's about it.
That would be fine. I'd like to hear them all please.
.... I'm not sure if I should be relieved you're so understanding or hurt that you... Never mind. I suppose that in a few years I might start missing the feel of a woman. I wondered about that. I'll let you know if I do. *shrugs* I do intend to try to be faithful, you know.
I would rather you just tell me what you're thinking, rather than shoving it off with "never mind". You know I don't think I'll of you at all. As for women, as I've said, if you feel the need, as long as I know about it and can be there with you, I'll survive it. If it's what you need than it's what you will have.
Well I would be happy to stand in front of your dad and tell him I'm your husband.
Love, he'd just give you some crap about being no such thing as a marriage between two men. It's like talking to a brick wall. He's not worth your time.
I just called the ticket agent and arranged a first class, round trip, open ended ticket for her. I will call her tonight and let her know.
*squees, hugs stuffing out of you* Is she staying here or at the hotel?
That would be fine. I'd like to hear them all please.
Be afraid what you wish for.
As for women, as I've said, if you feel the need, as long as I know about it and can be there with you, I'll survive it. If it's what you need than it's what you will have.
Love, he'd just give you some crap about being no such thing as a marriage between two men. It's like talking to a brick wall. He's not worth your time.
If you say so love. I'm still not going to keep my love for you a secret, from him or anyone else.
*squees, hugs stuffing out of you* Is she staying here or at the hotel?
I would never allow her to stay anywhere else. What sort of host do you think I am?
Be afraid what you wish for.
I am not afraid of anything where you're concerned love. Except ever losing you.
I just need you.
Well I'm yours unequivically. I love you always and forever.
If you say so love. I'm still not going to keep my love for you a secret, from him or anyone else.
Did I ask you to? I just don't see the point of arguing with my sperm donor.
I would never allow her to stay anywhere else. What sort of host do you think I am?
*beams* Okay, but it means no more sex in the middle of the living room. For that matter, I can't go around shirtless for the time she'll be here... Oh, and love... don't mention the telepathy thing. Really. I'm serious. She has weird sleeping habits, too, so I hope it won't bother you too much. *bounces*
I am not afraid of anything where you're concerned love. Except ever losing you.
You're not going to lose me, ever.
Well I'm yours unequivically. I love you always and forever.
Did I ask you to? I just don't see the point of arguing with my sperm donor.
No. I'm simply stating a fact.
*beams* Okay, but it means no more sex in the middle of the living room. For that matter, I can't go around shirtless for the time she'll be here... Oh, and love... don't mention the telepathy thing. Really. I'm serious. She has weird sleeping habits, too, so I hope it won't bother you too much. *bounces*
I'm perfectly aware sex will be relagated to the bedroom. As for the shirt thing, I don't see why you don't explain the scarring to your mom and show her. I'll show her mine. As for her habits, I'm hoping she's here long enough for me to assist her as I have you.
You're not going to lose me, ever.
It's still a fear I harbor. I know you won't leave me, I just worry.
Love you too, husband.
You really have no idea how happy it makes me whenever I hear that from you.
As for the shirt thing, I don't see why you don't explain the scarring to your mom and show her. I'll show her mine.
Honey, she's not going to be happy that I cut up my back and then had it burned. I'm just saying. Mothers tend to get twitchy when their kids are in pain. Really, don't mention I had it done too. I tell her so many crazy stories about you that she wouldn't be surprised that you did it. But not me. *nods*
As for her habits, I'm hoping she's here long enough for me to assist her as I have you.
*shrugs* She's on medications and it seems to be working for her, love. I wouldn't mess with it.
It's still a fear I harbor. I know you won't leave me, I just worry.
Well, I won't leave you. Stop worrying. I wouldn't even leave you if you couldn't get it up anymore. There.
Honey, she's not going to be happy that I cut up my back and then had it burned. I'm just saying. Mothers tend to get twitchy when their kids are in pain. Really, don't mention I had it done too. I tell her so many crazy stories about you that she wouldn't be surprised that you did it. But not me. *nods*
Honey, you can't go through the rest of your life sneaking around. Besides, how are you going to be able to stay cool in summer with a shirt on?
*shrugs* She's on medications and it seems to be working for her, love. I wouldn't mess with it.
Well I talk with her about it and show her what we've done for you.
Well, I won't leave you. Stop worrying. I wouldn't even leave you if you couldn't get it up anymore. There.
Well I would be happy to stand in front of your dad and tell him I'm your husband.
She said that since you're rich, you should pay for her ticket to come visit me. There are reasons I love her. *smirks*
I just called the ticket agent and arranged a first class, round trip, open ended ticket for her. I will call her tonight and let her know.
I was too busy having an epic battle with you about buying me a computer to notice the clean and serviceable aspect of the office. So yeah.
Honey, you already had one computer in there, I didn't see the reason why you need a second one.
...If something comes back to me, I can always post it in my journal, how's that?
Besides, my life is just so damn boring compared to yours. I have interesting sex stories (that'd probably just make you cringe) and interesting insanity stories (that'd make you cringe too, for that matter), but that's about it.
That would be fine. I'd like to hear them all please.
.... I'm not sure if I should be relieved you're so understanding or hurt that you... Never mind. I suppose that in a few years I might start missing the feel of a woman. I wondered about that. I'll let you know if I do. *shrugs* I do intend to try to be faithful, you know.
I would rather you just tell me what you're thinking, rather than shoving it off with "never mind". You know I don't think I'll of you at all. As for women, as I've said, if you feel the need, as long as I know about it and can be there with you, I'll survive it. If it's what you need than it's what you will have.
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Love, he'd just give you some crap about being no such thing as a marriage between two men. It's like talking to a brick wall. He's not worth your time.
I just called the ticket agent and arranged a first class, round trip, open ended ticket for her. I will call her tonight and let her know.
*squees, hugs stuffing out of you* Is she staying here or at the hotel?
That would be fine. I'd like to hear them all please.
Be afraid what you wish for.
As for women, as I've said, if you feel the need, as long as I know about it and can be there with you, I'll survive it. If it's what you need than it's what you will have.
I just need you.
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If you say so love. I'm still not going to keep my love for you a secret, from him or anyone else.
*squees, hugs stuffing out of you* Is she staying here or at the hotel?
I would never allow her to stay anywhere else. What sort of host do you think I am?
Be afraid what you wish for.
I am not afraid of anything where you're concerned love. Except ever losing you.
I just need you.
Well I'm yours unequivically. I love you always and forever.
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Did I ask you to? I just don't see the point of arguing with my sperm donor.
I would never allow her to stay anywhere else. What sort of host do you think I am?
*beams* Okay, but it means no more sex in the middle of the living room. For that matter, I can't go around shirtless for the time she'll be here... Oh, and love... don't mention the telepathy thing. Really. I'm serious. She has weird sleeping habits, too, so I hope it won't bother you too much. *bounces*
I am not afraid of anything where you're concerned love. Except ever losing you.
You're not going to lose me, ever.
Well I'm yours unequivically. I love you always and forever.
Love you too, husband.
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No. I'm simply stating a fact.
*beams* Okay, but it means no more sex in the middle of the living room. For that matter, I can't go around shirtless for the time she'll be here... Oh, and love... don't mention the telepathy thing. Really. I'm serious. She has weird sleeping habits, too, so I hope it won't bother you too much. *bounces*
I'm perfectly aware sex will be relagated to the bedroom. As for the shirt thing, I don't see why you don't explain the scarring to your mom and show her. I'll show her mine. As for her habits, I'm hoping she's here long enough for me to assist her as I have you.
You're not going to lose me, ever.
It's still a fear I harbor. I know you won't leave me, I just worry.
Love you too, husband.
You really have no idea how happy it makes me whenever I hear that from you.
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Honey, she's not going to be happy that I cut up my back and then had it burned. I'm just saying. Mothers tend to get twitchy when their kids are in pain. Really, don't mention I had it done too. I tell her so many crazy stories about you that she wouldn't be surprised that you did it. But not me. *nods*
As for her habits, I'm hoping she's here long enough for me to assist her as I have you.
*shrugs* She's on medications and it seems to be working for her, love. I wouldn't mess with it.
It's still a fear I harbor. I know you won't leave me, I just worry.
Well, I won't leave you. Stop worrying. I wouldn't even leave you if you couldn't get it up anymore. There.
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Honey, you can't go through the rest of your life sneaking around. Besides, how are you going to be able to stay cool in summer with a shirt on?
*shrugs* She's on medications and it seems to be working for her, love. I wouldn't mess with it.
Well I talk with her about it and show her what we've done for you.
Well, I won't leave you. Stop worrying. I wouldn't even leave you if you couldn't get it up anymore. There.
That's pretty serious Karl *adores you*
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Marton... am not showing my back to my mother. Period. End of discussion. I can survive for the time she'll be here.
Well I talk with her about it and show her what we've done for you.
If you want. *scratches my neck* She's worse than me, you realize that. I still get bad days, so I can just imagine how it's like for her...
That's pretty serious Karl *adores you*
*giggles and blush*
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What if she decides to stay a whole month?
If you want. *scratches my neck* She's worse than me, you realize that. I still get bad days, so I can just imagine how it's like for her...
Yes love, I'm well aware of that.
*giggles and blush*
*eyes you* Karl, you're blushing *stares*
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... She did mention that she might have to dismember my father with her kitchen knife in her last phone call. I think she needs a break. Oh god.
*eyes you* Karl, you're blushing *stares*
I am NOT! *indignant*
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It sounds like she does, yes. Well she's welcome to stay here as long as she likes.
I am NOT! *indignant*
You are. Makes you even sexier too and I didnt think that was possible.
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My father has a gift for turning harmless people into homicidal maniacs. *nods* My mom makes good pancakes. I missed that.
You are. Makes you even sexier too and I didnt think that was possible.
If I am that sexy, what are you still doing in the other room?
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I don't make good pancakes?
If I am that sexy, what are you still doing in the other room?
*stares* *shuts off computer and runs upstairs*
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You do. But it's different when your mother makes them. *nods*
*is interrupted by husband pouncing me*
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