Tonight, there's gonna be trouble.

[grading_garbage]

**Iruka and Tsunade are standing in front of the door to the gym - Iruka is sipping his coffee and has a black duffel bag slung over his shoulder. He tries the doorknob and finds that the gym is locked up as well.**

So uh... I'm not sure if we're supposed to meet up inside the gym or what...

I don't really want to try crawling through the vents after

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[109jugs]

Can't we just leave the bag here for him?

[grading_garbage]

Eh, I guess you're right! I'm just betting that whatever's in this bag is probably the best shot we have at getting out of here before tomorrow morning...

Forget it, we can meet up with Deidara-kun later after he's already blown open a door or window or something That way, we won't be accountable for whatever happens! Anyway, he has my cell number if he needs us.

You said something about sake in your office? ^^

[109jugs]

Yeah! And I'll just let Orochimaru deal with whatever he's done. That's what he gets for taking the job.

*grabs his sleeve and drags him again towards her office* Sakeeeee~

[grading_garbage]

That's the spirit! Heheheh ^^

Ah yes, sake~ *gets pulled along, again*

I'm thinking some retribution pranks might be in order since we have all the kids locked up in here with us... this is too good of an opportunity to pass up...

[109jugs]

*pushes open the door to her office and grabs two bottles of sake from a cabinet*
Cheers~ to Jiraiya, wherever the hell he went.

Oh? What did you have in mind?

[grading_garbage]

To Jiraiya! *clinks bottle and downs a gulp*

*still worried about Jiraiya...*

Mmm - this is good stuff ^^

Oh, I dunno... hehe.. we have access to the intercom system... maybe we could use that somehow?

Oh, hello Katsuyu ^^ *taps on glass*

[109jugs]

*thinking out loud between drinks*
I wonder where he went. He shouldn't have retired already. We're not that old.

Go ahead, you can use the intercom.

*Katsuyu hanging out on a piece of bark*

[grading_garbage]

*drunken revelation*

Wait a minute, we should find him! This doesn't seem right! One day he's here, and then he's gone with no warning and Orochimaru's the principal?! There's something suspect going on...

Wait a minute... WHY ARE SO MANY TEACHER'S DISAPPEARING? We should go find EVERYONE! What about Kakashi - and-and Genma! Is Anko-chan still alive??? Kisame? Pain? Hidan? Kakuzu?

*is starting to get really freaked out*

First things first...

*flicks on intercom system*

[109jugs]

Calm down, Iruka.
I think most of them are just too lazy to show up.

...
*opens office door so they can hear the intercom (it's disconnected in her office)*

[grading_garbage]

*calms down and takes another swig*

Okay, you're probably right. No wonder these kids have problems with authority...

*chuckles and does his best booming radio announcer voice into the mic*

HELLO STUDENTS OF NINJA HIGH AND THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO WNIN RADIO! *echo* WE HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING YOUR NIGHT WITH US! THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: TO THOSE OF YOU THINKING ABOUT SNEAKING OFF TO THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS TONIGHT, REMEMBER: THE RIGHT SELECTION IS TO PROTECT YOUR ERECTION. WEAR A CONDOM, KIDDOS. THAT GOES FOR THE STRAIGHT, GAY OR BI-CURIOUS COUPLES OUT THERE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

THANKS FOR LISTENING KIDS, AND HAVE FUN!

*presses play on his iPod and Electric Six, High Voltage comes on and blasts through the audio system*

That should have Naruto's face redder than a tomato for at least 30 minutes! Hahaha

[109jugs]

...
If Orochimaru sneaks in here to disconnect my intercom, it's your head, Iruka.

/tsunade
I love that video *o*

[grading_garbage]

Is he even here right now? *still laughing*

Oh loosen up, Tsunade-senseiii~ I know you're the dean and everything but... you know you want to pull a prank or two, too ^^

*grins conspiratorially*

[grading_garbage]

/Iruka

Haha - it seriously cracks me up every time. BTW Drunk Gai-sensei is in the gym dancing to it at this very moment. Oh, crack!rpcom... XP

/tsunade

[109jugs]

HAHA! Yessss <3
but WHY IS GAI-SENSEI DRUN D:

Re: /tsunade

[grading_garbage]

hehe it's because he's in a dancing contest with lee and kiba and got thirsty - and drank spiked punch... now I just have to figure out what he'll end up doing... oOoOoooh...

[109jugs]

Who knows. We're here this late, who knows if he goes home at night or just stays here doing... whatever he does.

... No, I don't really want to.