Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I helped
s0ulchyld hide a body (-173 points). Last week I bought porn for
sunshine16 (10 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
naebliser (-5000 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I put money in
touchofgrey's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5225 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Gracious_Esme