May 16, 2005 11:23
OH, good grief, I am so cranky lately. My hair is too long and it is so hothot and my ears are red (I hope they aren't infectimated). The Mommy said that she is trying to get me a haircut, but it is difficult on accountta I bite people when they try to touch me funny. Bark bark bark and growl growl growl. I don't like to pee when it is wet outside. I have a bad attitude.
The Mommy said that she had a dream last night where I was the character Boone on this silly show on the picture box called Lost, and that I kept acting all crazy because it was the season finale and that she had to cover me with a blanket to keep me from going nuts-o. Boone boone booney. Maybe I was Boone because my eyebrows are bushy. I hope I'm not going to die in an airplane full of smack falling out of a tree. Noooooooo. That would make me even more cranky. Hugs and licks (and barks and growls), The Amazing Gracie