While watching Roo play Oblivion...
Me: (motion toward creepy-looking fella in corner of screen) What's that thing?
Dason: (matter of factly) It's a lich.
Me: (blank stare)
Dason: It's a cavedwelling undead monster who casts spells and summons other cavedwelling undead monsters.
[this is 10 times the funny if you know Dason]
Dason: (matter of factly) It's a lich.
Me: (blank stare)
Dason: It's a cavedwelling undead monster who casts spells and summons other cavedwelling undead monsters.
[this is 10 times the funny if you know Dason]