I have no skin and am recovering from food poisoning, but there are no problems which cannot be solved by crystallizing rose petals!
More importantly, I've been reminiscing about the halcyon days of me childhood. Does anyone remember the absolutely brilliant
Tales of the Riverbank, the black-and-white drama about hamsters who live by a river and spend most of their time messing around in motorboats and saying 'um'? Television was so much better when I was five.