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Top 35 fictional characters - Part 2
14. Caroline Forbes - The Vampire Diaries
(played by Candice Accola)
Caroline: So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?
13. Blair Waldorf - Gossip Girl
(played by Leighton Meester)
Blair: Like every great general, I have contingency plans.
12. Luke Danes - Gilmore Girls
(played by Scott Patterson)
Luke Danes: [to support group] Can I get you ladies anything? Compassion? Perspective?
11. Eric Northman - True Blood
(played by Alexander Skarsgard)
Eric: Humans... honestly, Bill. I don't know what you see in them.
10. Pam - True Blood
(played by Kristin Bauer)
Pam: I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.
09. Aragorn - Lord of the Rings
(played by Viggo Mortensen)
Aragorn: I do not fear death.
08. Dr. House - House
(played by Hugh Laurie)
House: Martha M. Masters. I'm Dr. House. This is the rest of the team. Boring, Bimbo, and Bite-Size. Martha enjoys quadratic equations, Italian frescoes, and her turn-ons include learning to be a doctor.
07. Samantha Jones - Sex and the City
(played by Kim Catrall)
Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.
06. Damon Salvatore - The Vampire Diaries
(played by Ian Somerhalder)
Stefan: Are you actually gonna be careful for once?
Damon: Yes, I've become you. How tragic for both of us. Gotta run. Have a murder to plan. Busy day.
05. Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean
(played by Johnny Depp)
Jack: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
04. Chuck Bass - Gossip Girl
(played by Ed Westwick)
Chuck: Let me be more succinct. You held a certain fascination... when you were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want you anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.
03. Satine - Moulin Rouge
(played by Nicole Kidman)
Satine: I don't need you anymore! All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me! But Christian loves me. He loves me! He loves me, Harold. And that is worth everything! We're going away from you, away from the Duke, away from the Moulin Rouge!
02. Lorelai Gilmore - Gilmore Girls
(played by Lauren Graham)
Lorelai: [Emily is reminding Lorelai of her DAR meeting on Tuesday ] It's burned into my brain, it's there forever.
When I'm senile and gaga and drooling into a cup... and I can't remember my name, I will still remember that your DAR meeting was on that Tuesday. I'm going to have to be deprogrammed by cult deprogrammers to get that Tuesday out of my brain.
01. Mord'Sith Cara - Legend of the Seeker
(played by Tabrett Bethell)
Cara: Well, wisp, it's just you and me. And we have a long way to go, so...what do you want to talk about? (pause as the nightwisp speaks). Huh? Mmm. This would be so much easier if you used words, instead of chirping. I'll bet you wish Kahlan was here instead of me. The truth is, you're lucky I'm here. Kahlan couldn't have run all night and got you safely out of gar territory like I did. I'm faster than she is. And I have more endurance. I'm also better in a fight. If it weren't for me, everyone on this quest would be shadrin food by now.