ho ho ho
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In April I pushed likesgadgets in the mud (-17 points). In January I bought porn for blue_oblivion (-10 points). In September I gave misssunshine a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-704 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
gracefulfalling