here are the flowers for my fucking dead dog, you can shove them up your arse, margaret
I can't wait for this movie.... Randomly, Maddy McCann news is so boring, guys, seriously.
RIGHT well I've totally finished 2nd year Uni ALIVE and it can shove it. Handed in my folio and it's badly-bound handmade book glory, as well as handed in my poorly written essay a week late. The lady at the Art and Design office said "Oh... isn't that late?" and I'm like, "YOU BET IT IS!". Though my essay does have killer footnotes. Forty-Seven of them. So appreciate THAT.
Now, I am progressively doing nothing beneficial at all, which is awesome. I've joined a gym (AHAHAH I KNOW) because I want to get fit, or look hot, but really I just want to look hot, and I'm working every now and then - terrorising customers with my lies and rude service. Today I was actually AN HOUR AND A HALF late for my shift because I wasn't aware that I was starting at 9, instead of my usual 12 - 5 shift, goddamnit.
I am ADDICTED LIKE A CRACK WHORE to Gossip Girl, which I have been watching since about yesterday and I am totally up to date already. Episode 7 doesn't air til the 7th of Nov in the US apparently, so I am waiting out for that. I love it. I love the hunk of flesh that is Dan. And how Serena manages to look good in everything. I do hope we see Dan shirtless soon, so I can move on from HOT HOT HOT BEN COUSINS. Gossip Girl. Its like THE OC all over again, only this time, it's ALREADY so bad and that is why I love it. I have no interest in reading the books, which appear every so often in our Young Adult section, I just want this visual trash. Plus, Gossip Girl herself sounds like a bit of a tool so I'd rather not read her narration in large chunks.
I really wish I was going to JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE tonight, lolz lolz, really I do. He's got me lovestoned and i think that he knows.
ITS ME AND J'S 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY soon! We're going away for the weekend to some mystery spot he wont tell me about. I have no idea what to give him, any ideas? I'm thinking christmas hamper. Or possibly christmas ham. I'm getting hungry. Let's party.