in my sci class on thurs...

May 04, 2009 11:28

Dr Jones: so, speaking of swine flu, have you heard about Egypt?
Class: (blank stares)
Dr Jones: the decided to euthanize every pig in the country.
Class: (blank stares)
Me: (grin)
Dr Jones: yeah, all six of them.
Class: (more blank stares)
Me: hehehee.
Dr Jones: cuz, ya know, they are Muslim?
Class: huh?
Dr Jones: all right, back to the lecture. you people scare me, you need to get out more.

this was following Yolie's joke: 100 years ago they said that pigs would fly before we got a black president, now? swine flu. (swine FLEW)
so bad you have to laugh.
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