63 || May 20th, 2010
oh god so wtf dreams.
So first off my bff imperial_r18 brought a HELICOPTER over like it was perfectly normal, and then he was like 'Yeah, my parents are totally suspicious of us this weekend. They really didn't want me to come over." and so we closed the gate and started to get into my CAR despite having just received a HELICOPTER.
And as I started to get into the passengers seat (which is ridiculous because my bff doesn't drive) I casually looked to the right and saw a gorilla in my field.
A BIG, RED FACED GORILLA.
He was eating grass.
...So I just STARED at him, and he just STARED back at my friend and I before we DIVED into that car and the gorilla ran over and started stalking around the car itself. And then the car doors were being STUPID and NOT LOCKING. LIKE SERIOUSLY. Every time I locked one then another unlocked and eventually the damn gorilla figured out how to open the door.
BECAUSE HE HAS THUMBS, but I digress. So we ran the HELL out of the other side and made a DASH for my house (jumping the gate we closed in the process) and as we make it inside the door is just as fucked up as my real house door---so it won't lock. But I managed to get the dead bolt locked and just as I started to relax my friend goes "...Oh SHIT he got the AIR GLIDER."
Which received a very "WLASKDJ:FLKSDJ:FLKJSD" response from me before I looked out the window and lo and behold---the gorilla was gliding around in the SKY with the air glider. LDSkfj;slkdfjsdfj;lsd
So what did we do? We ran the fuck further into the house and ran into my dad who was carrying groceries out the door; we informed him of the gorilla chasing us down, but he didn't seem phased as the gorilla walked BY ALL THREE OF US into the kitchen holding a 6 pack of beer and some other groceries. My dad then smiled and told us to go out the side door.
Then I got a phone call from a stranger and I was actually pretty happy to wake up. :| WHY ARE ALL MY SCARIEST FUCKING DREAMS ABOUT MONKEYS OF SOME KIND. SLkdflskdfjlskdjdslk.
So first off my bff imperial_r18 brought a HELICOPTER over like it was perfectly normal, and then he was like 'Yeah, my parents are totally suspicious of us this weekend. They really didn't want me to come over." and so we closed the gate and started to get into my CAR despite having just received a HELICOPTER.
And as I started to get into the passengers seat (which is ridiculous because my bff doesn't drive) I casually looked to the right and saw a gorilla in my field.
A BIG, RED FACED GORILLA.
He was eating grass.
...So I just STARED at him, and he just STARED back at my friend and I before we DIVED into that car and the gorilla ran over and started stalking around the car itself. And then the car doors were being STUPID and NOT LOCKING. LIKE SERIOUSLY. Every time I locked one then another unlocked and eventually the damn gorilla figured out how to open the door.
BECAUSE HE HAS THUMBS, but I digress. So we ran the HELL out of the other side and made a DASH for my house (jumping the gate we closed in the process) and as we make it inside the door is just as fucked up as my real house door---so it won't lock. But I managed to get the dead bolt locked and just as I started to relax my friend goes "...Oh SHIT he got the AIR GLIDER."
Which received a very "WLASKDJ:FLKSDJ:FLKJSD" response from me before I looked out the window and lo and behold---the gorilla was gliding around in the SKY with the air glider. LDSkfj;slkdfjsdfj;lsd
So what did we do? We ran the fuck further into the house and ran into my dad who was carrying groceries out the door; we informed him of the gorilla chasing us down, but he didn't seem phased as the gorilla walked BY ALL THREE OF US into the kitchen holding a 6 pack of beer and some other groceries. My dad then smiled and told us to go out the side door.
Then I got a phone call from a stranger and I was actually pretty happy to wake up. :| WHY ARE ALL MY SCARIEST FUCKING DREAMS ABOUT MONKEYS OF SOME KIND. SLkdflskdfjlskdjdslk.