ABSOLUTE PROCRASTINATION

May 05, 2004 02:45

baaaahhhh i just googled my writing the essay teacher and he once got arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct... YES

however, that begs the question, if you know how to party, matt, how come you are such an ASSHOLE?

now i will write some haiku

two in the morning?
no need to start writing yet.
just drop out of school.

now who would have thought?
the nati sounds delightful
compared to new york.

writing the essay?
what in the fucking shit fuck?
fucking what the shit?

matt longabucco,
did you just mention a wife?
my gaydar's broken.

i just picked at zits
for like forty-five minutes straight.
i'm going insane.

why don't more people
murder their teachers these days?
it's a good idea.

mommy, i miss you!
get me out of this hellhole!
give me tiVo please!
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